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Last round! The next app date will be announced soon.
Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me why I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- No speculating about the identity of the applicants!
Now VOTE. Closed! Notifs will go out later this evening.
Character: Fushimi Saruhiko
Series: K
Character Age: 19
Canon: Towards the tail end of World War II, a scientist named Adolf K. Weissman uncovered an artifact called the Dresden Slate, which for unknown reasons was able to imbue certain people with inhuman powers. Flash forward several decades and a hierarchy of sorts has grown up around these individuals, who are now known as “Kings,” and are gifted with the ability to pass on power to their followers. So when a member of the Red King’s gang is murdered by a high school nobody named Isana Yashiro, it really is a case of all hell threatening to break loose.
Fushimi is unique, in that he has the powers of both the Red and Blue Kings at his disposal. Although he was originally a member of HOMRA, the Red King’s Clan, he never truly belonged. Quiet, concise, and reclusive, he couldn’t have been a more obvious misfit in a group of loudmouthed hotheads. But although at first glance he might appear to fit in better at Scepter 4, the Blue King’s overtly military operation, that isn’t really the case either. His apathy remains a major stumbling point, making him a lazy and unmotivated operative who would prefer to phone it in unless there’s something interesting going on, like say a fight. Being polite would be work, so instead he tends to be blunt to the point of rudeness, which isn’t surprising since he pretty openly disdains most people he comes into contact with. Not to mention that his amoral nature makes him a dangerous tool at best. In fact, under a thin veneer of detachment, Fushimi is actually quite close to completely bugfuck crazy, displaying tendencies towards sadism, casual violence, and extreme obsession. One gets the feeling that he’s not really trying to hide it either. It’s just that acting like a creeper all the time would take effort.
Sample post:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Fushimi Saruhiko, third in command of the Special Task Force Unit, Scepter 4. Is that really all you wanted to know?
Why are you joining our happy community?
Tsk. I didn't think so. Well, if I have to say something . . . it's because I was told to.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
Yes, yes. I do my job and I do it well. Are you doubting me?
If there was a good dog and a criminal both hanging from a cliff and you could only save one, which would you save and why?
Oh? That's a trick question. A dog can't hang from a cliff, the criminal would have to be carrying him. If the creature would allow this, then the odds are good that he probably belongs to that man in the first place. And in my experience good dogs are stupidly loyal to their masters, isn't that right? He'd probably tear my throat out rather than let me save him. I enjoy a good fight, but putting down a dog is nothing but a messy~ chore~~
Furthermore, if a man cares that much about his pet, would society recognize him as a truly bad man? Maybe you should consider that before asking me to commit myself to saving either one of them. It would be a pain if it turned out that this wanted man was innocent after all. I'd probably be brought up on charges or something tiresome like that.
But if you're asking me this as some kind of a moral exercise, then the answer is simple. I'd let them both fall.
What would you consider to be your "soul" animal and why? (this is for purely scientific purposes and will not have consequences during your stay at all. Trust us! :))
Why are you wasting my time with this?
Hm. The easy answer would be a cat, since we've already established that I hate dogs. But then, what else would you read into an answer like that? Cats are lazy, arrogant, and they have no loyalty to speak of. If they allow themselves to be "owned," they're probably only using you. Would calling myself a cat brand me as a likely traitor in your eyes? Thanks, but no thanks.
Actually, I think I'd say that Homo sapiens is the right answer. Humans can be animals too, you know?
Character: Misaki Yata
Series: K
Character Age: 19
Canon: Shizume City: home to various Clans led by Kings who harbour special powers known as Aura. HOMRA (also known as the Red Clan) is an infamous group, whose members and its leader are known for their tendency towards destruction, and bad habit of incinerating anything that gets in their way. Unfortunately, one of their members gets murdered, and all they are left with is a video of the culprit. As these determined clansmen search the city to catch the perpetrator, they don’t care who gets caught in the crossfire, and they won’t rest until they have their revenge.
Fiercely loyal to HOMRA and its King, Yata (also known as “Yatagarasu”, which means “three-legged crow”) acts as its vanguard. He has a lot of pride in himself, and is quick to take offense when he or his clan is being insulted. He’s brash, crude, and easily irritable—the kind of guy to likely to throw a punch at anyone who pisses him off, or jokes about his height. Despite his hot-blooded nature, he is inept at talking to women, often stuttering or blushing around them. Yata may seem like your average gangster—skateboards around town, not too bright, has some violent tendencies—but at his core, he is someone who will come through in a pinch, and will never let his friends down.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Call me Yata. Yatagarasu’s fine too. Hey, look, I’m human. What were you expecting? I can’t ride a skateboard with three legs, you know.
Anyway, I’m from HOMRA, so all of you better show me some respect! We’re taking over this place ‘cause we heard the guy we’re looking for’s hiding here. Now, listen to up! If you’re hiding him, we’re gonna kill him and you. We don’t wanna go on an all-out war with you guys, but we’re definitely not gonna hold back if we find out you’re protecting him.
Camp Fuck U Die? More like Camp Fuck U’re Dead!
Why are you joining our happy community?
... I just answered that! And there’s nothing happy about this place. Just look at all those sad people wasting their lives in a swamp full of mosquitoes and some shitty tentacle monster. Why can’t this camp just be in some place hot, instead? Like a desert island. A camp on a desert island sounds pretty cool, actually.
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How?
Heh, I’ll have you know that HOMRA’s motto is “No blood! No bones! No ash!” We’re gonna burn everything down and we won’t leave any trace, whether we're burning the undead or not.
If there was a good dog and a criminal both hanging from a cliff and you could only save one, which would you save and why?
The dog, obviously! I’m not going to pity some shitty criminal, especially if it’s the guy that murdered our clansman. I’d push that guy off a cliff and take pictures of him as he falls, if I could.
No idea what I would do if it was the wrong criminal, though, but he probably deserves it anyway. And don’t tell me that the criminal’s a girl—! Th- That’s just gonna complicate things, dammit!
If you could choose to bring three objects to a desert island, what would you bring and why?
See, this is what I’m talking about! I’d bring my skateboard, obviously. My headphones and my player, so I can listen to some music... those count as one! And maybe some booze. You kno—wait, I’m not gonna be wasting my time goofing around! I’ve got lots of important shit to do.
Am I allowed to change my answer? We’re allowed to leave the island, right? I’m definitely sailing on a fucking boat so I can leave. I bet the King thought of this answer, too!
Can you swim? Y/N
If this is going to end up being a joke about my height, I’m going to rip all of you to shreds. You hear me?!
Oh, and... yeah. I can swim.
-Can you swim in a 4 ft. deep pool? Y/N
That’s a fucking kiddie pool you’re talking about—of course, I can! I’m at least a foot taller than that, you know! Who the hell is the bastard that came up with these questions?! Die in a fire!
Character: Kasamatsu Yukio
Series: Kuroko’s Basketball
Character Age: ~17
Canon: Kuroko's Basketball is about teenagers and suffering. Also basketball, which is where the majority of the suffering originates. Basically, basketball is suffering - especially if you're one of the prodigious Generation of Miracles. These seven gifted young people together dominated the middle school basketball scene, but moving into high school they have been separated. Kuroko Tetsuya, the Generation's "phantom sixth player", feels as if his former teammates have forgotten what basketball is for, and seeks to remind them all about fun and friendship and etc. What ensues is Kuroko's new team engaging in a basketball battle royale for the pride of the Generation, taking down the Generation members' new teams one by one, and teaching them a valuable lesson. Well, hopefully. Things never go that smoothly. Hence the suffering.
Kasamatsu Yukio is not a member of the Generation of Miracles, but he is the unfortunate keeper of one. The captain of Kaijou High School's basketball team, Kasamatsu is burdened with the arduous task of dealing with the Generation'spuppy poster boy Kise Ryouta. Thankfully, Kasamatsu is the perfect person for this. An extremely determined and rather tough leader, Kasamatsu doesn't take anyone's crap. His trademark is his violent disciplining of Kise, sharp kicks just as effective as any words. He's easily irritated, yet perfectly capable of being a solid and supportive captain for his entire team. He treats others as equals, respectful but not necessarily polite. While his straightforward, gruff attitude can make him seem nigh unapproachable at first, Kasamatsu is actually a positive and encouraging friend when the time calls for it.
Sample Post:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Right, I’m Kasamatsu Yukio. Seventeen years old, third year, Kaijou High Basketball captain and I really want to be somewhere else right now.
Why are you joining our happy community?
Well, a whole bunch of us were selected to come to this basketball getaway, it’s not like I had a lot of say in it. The opportunity’s great, I guess, and it gives me a chance to train on my own. But I can’t say I’ve been too impressed so far with the hospitality, and I have a lot of things to work on with my team back in Japan. If I can get this stupid survey out the way, maybe the jerk running this place will actually let me see a supervisor so I can at least try to take the next plane home.
What do you expect from the campers here?
I got told there would be a lot of elites here, so I guess there’ll be a high level of competition. The pamphlet was getting all poetic about “true fighters from all walks of life and death” but I can’t really take that seriously. I guess it’s good everyone can be proud of themselves or whatever, but that’s overdoing it.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
Someone has to be. If that someone ends up being me, then I’ll handle it. It’s not right to always rely on someone else to be the level-headed one. There’s times when it’s hard, but everyone has the potential to pull through.
Ahh, dammit, that was stupid! Forget it. Yes.
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
Okay, I don’t have an apocalypse plan. Really hoping to avoid that during my lifetime. I know they say the world’s heading for it, but isn’t planning that far ahead getting a bit ridiculous? I play basketball, I’m not aiming to save millions of lives or anything.
Do you consider yourself squeamish? Please provide an example.
It’s not like I haven’t seen a lot of injuries in my time. I think I’m pretty good with blood and broken bones and things like that. Those are the kind of problems that come with being an athlete, so you’ve gotta just get used to it. The worst thing I’ve probably seen is three broken fingers - doesn’t sound so bad, until I realised there were bones puncturing the skin. What, am I going to have to take physicals? As in other people’s? I can handle seeing, but taking care of them is something else entirely.
Can you swim? Y/N
- Could you still do it under extreme distress? Y/N
-- While dragging someone else to shore? Y/N
--- While something, let’s say a tentacle, tries to drag you under?Y/N What.
---- How would you handle that situation?
This is never going to happen. Ever.
Do you find these questions increasingly unnerving? Why/Why not?
I’m not even sure anymore. Kind of going between normal talk and then world-ending and tentacles? All this is really doing is making me want to get out of here faster.
Can you perform a flawless headshot? If not, and if your life depended on it, how many hours a week would you be willing to spend on the shooting range?
I can shoot a basketball into a hoop, and I can shoot one fast enough to break the nose of whoever wrote this damn survey. Guns are for video games!
Character: Fluttershy
Series: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Character Age: Pony
Canon: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a television series adaptation of the titular line of toys, centering on Twilight Sparkle and her group of pony compatriots as they explore various aspects of friendship, and on occasion save everypony from some horrible fate or evil menace. The four-legged friends live in the wondrous, magical, and often inconsistent land of Equestria. It is a place where nature is nurtured, weather means manual labor, and the generally intelligent wildlife apparently need a caring hoof to keep on going.
This hoof belongs to the pegasus pony Fluttershy, just about the most timid, shy and soft spoken being Ponyville has to offer. Thematically representing kindness, her caring and well mannered outlook shines through... when she’s not scared out of her wits. She’s very easily startled, often beyond the point of functionality, so oftentimes even the most irrational things will intimidate her, her own shadow included. Despite this, she has an uncanny knack for communicating with and looking after wild animals. They also tend to provide an opening for her confidence to take hold, even with the great terrible ones. Still, Fluttershy can overcome any of her self-imposed obstacles should the desperate need arise, facing up to the most demonic of foes if her friends are in danger. She can do anything she puts her mind to... so long as she doesn’t actually think about it.
Sample:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Ooh, of course I can help you with your survey, Mr. Gorilla! Um, well, my name is Fluttershy, I'm from Ponyville, and... actually, I don't really know if I'm all that good at this...
Why are you joining our happy community?
Oh, I'd heard about all the wonderful exotic species here! Like the cute little toucans, the adorable baby ducklings, and of course the gorillas. Just look at that beautiful fur, I've never seen such colour on one until I came here. To tell the truth, I couldn't even imagine it, so I simply had to come and see for myself. Not that I'm interested in you for just your coat, of course. I'm looking forward to getting to know each and every one of you for who you are.
What would you consider to be your "soul" animal and why? (this is for purely scientific purposes and will not have consequences during your stay at all. Trust us! :))
I-i have to pick just one?! Oh, but there's so much to choose from! One of my closest companions is a bunny, but I can't just ignore butterflies. Oh, and gorillas. There's squirrels, and hummingbirds, and bears, and teeny tiny mice. How could I forget all the geese and sheep, the cats and dogs, or the snakes and lizards. What about all the falcons, or the bees, or the frogs, or the grasshoppers, the tortoises, the walla-
Have you committed any crimes you were or should have been convicted from?
Um, there was that one time with the princess's pet, but it was all just a big misunderstanding. I mean, he was looking really ill and I didn't mean to steal him for good, only until I made sure he was ok, but I didn't realize he was actually a phoenix...
Are you lying on your previous answer?
I... I... No?
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
Crisis? Oh no, I hope there isn't any. I'm really not a good choice. I get all panicky, and self conscious, and... and...
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
B-but that was only one time! ... Two times. Three.
If there was a good dog and a criminal both hanging from a cliff and you could only save one, which would you save and why?
I... no! I can't decide that! No-one deserves that, not even a criminal. And I can't just... Oh...
Do you find these questions increasingly unnerving? Why/Why not?
Actually, yes. N-not to hurt your feelings, I'm just not very comfortable with some of them. Most of them.
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How?
I- what? That's... Can we please stop now?
Do you consider yourself squeamish? Please provide an example.
Um.. yes, that last question?
Do you have any deep personal traumas you might inexplicably be compelled to share in this questionnaire? Please describe.
I'm... going to leave now, ok?
Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me why I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- No speculating about the identity of the applicants!
Character: Fushimi Saruhiko
Series: K
Character Age: 19
Canon: Towards the tail end of World War II, a scientist named Adolf K. Weissman uncovered an artifact called the Dresden Slate, which for unknown reasons was able to imbue certain people with inhuman powers. Flash forward several decades and a hierarchy of sorts has grown up around these individuals, who are now known as “Kings,” and are gifted with the ability to pass on power to their followers. So when a member of the Red King’s gang is murdered by a high school nobody named Isana Yashiro, it really is a case of all hell threatening to break loose.
Fushimi is unique, in that he has the powers of both the Red and Blue Kings at his disposal. Although he was originally a member of HOMRA, the Red King’s Clan, he never truly belonged. Quiet, concise, and reclusive, he couldn’t have been a more obvious misfit in a group of loudmouthed hotheads. But although at first glance he might appear to fit in better at Scepter 4, the Blue King’s overtly military operation, that isn’t really the case either. His apathy remains a major stumbling point, making him a lazy and unmotivated operative who would prefer to phone it in unless there’s something interesting going on, like say a fight. Being polite would be work, so instead he tends to be blunt to the point of rudeness, which isn’t surprising since he pretty openly disdains most people he comes into contact with. Not to mention that his amoral nature makes him a dangerous tool at best. In fact, under a thin veneer of detachment, Fushimi is actually quite close to completely bugfuck crazy, displaying tendencies towards sadism, casual violence, and extreme obsession. One gets the feeling that he’s not really trying to hide it either. It’s just that acting like a creeper all the time would take effort.
Sample post:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Fushimi Saruhiko, third in command of the Special Task Force Unit, Scepter 4. Is that really all you wanted to know?
Why are you joining our happy community?
Tsk. I didn't think so. Well, if I have to say something . . . it's because I was told to.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
Yes, yes. I do my job and I do it well. Are you doubting me?
If there was a good dog and a criminal both hanging from a cliff and you could only save one, which would you save and why?
Oh? That's a trick question. A dog can't hang from a cliff, the criminal would have to be carrying him. If the creature would allow this, then the odds are good that he probably belongs to that man in the first place. And in my experience good dogs are stupidly loyal to their masters, isn't that right? He'd probably tear my throat out rather than let me save him. I enjoy a good fight, but putting down a dog is nothing but a messy~ chore~~
Furthermore, if a man cares that much about his pet, would society recognize him as a truly bad man? Maybe you should consider that before asking me to commit myself to saving either one of them. It would be a pain if it turned out that this wanted man was innocent after all. I'd probably be brought up on charges or something tiresome like that.
But if you're asking me this as some kind of a moral exercise, then the answer is simple. I'd let them both fall.
What would you consider to be your "soul" animal and why? (this is for purely scientific purposes and will not have consequences during your stay at all. Trust us! :))
Why are you wasting my time with this?
Hm. The easy answer would be a cat, since we've already established that I hate dogs. But then, what else would you read into an answer like that? Cats are lazy, arrogant, and they have no loyalty to speak of. If they allow themselves to be "owned," they're probably only using you. Would calling myself a cat brand me as a likely traitor in your eyes? Thanks, but no thanks.
Actually, I think I'd say that Homo sapiens is the right answer. Humans can be animals too, you know?
Poll #12358 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 36
In or out?
Character: Misaki Yata
Series: K
Character Age: 19
Canon: Shizume City: home to various Clans led by Kings who harbour special powers known as Aura. HOMRA (also known as the Red Clan) is an infamous group, whose members and its leader are known for their tendency towards destruction, and bad habit of incinerating anything that gets in their way. Unfortunately, one of their members gets murdered, and all they are left with is a video of the culprit. As these determined clansmen search the city to catch the perpetrator, they don’t care who gets caught in the crossfire, and they won’t rest until they have their revenge.
Fiercely loyal to HOMRA and its King, Yata (also known as “Yatagarasu”, which means “three-legged crow”) acts as its vanguard. He has a lot of pride in himself, and is quick to take offense when he or his clan is being insulted. He’s brash, crude, and easily irritable—the kind of guy to likely to throw a punch at anyone who pisses him off, or jokes about his height. Despite his hot-blooded nature, he is inept at talking to women, often stuttering or blushing around them. Yata may seem like your average gangster—skateboards around town, not too bright, has some violent tendencies—but at his core, he is someone who will come through in a pinch, and will never let his friends down.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Call me Yata. Yatagarasu’s fine too. Hey, look, I’m human. What were you expecting? I can’t ride a skateboard with three legs, you know.
Anyway, I’m from HOMRA, so all of you better show me some respect! We’re taking over this place ‘cause we heard the guy we’re looking for’s hiding here. Now, listen to up! If you’re hiding him, we’re gonna kill him and you. We don’t wanna go on an all-out war with you guys, but we’re definitely not gonna hold back if we find out you’re protecting him.
Camp Fuck U Die? More like Camp Fuck U’re Dead!
Why are you joining our happy community?
... I just answered that! And there’s nothing happy about this place. Just look at all those sad people wasting their lives in a swamp full of mosquitoes and some shitty tentacle monster. Why can’t this camp just be in some place hot, instead? Like a desert island. A camp on a desert island sounds pretty cool, actually.
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How?
Heh, I’ll have you know that HOMRA’s motto is “No blood! No bones! No ash!” We’re gonna burn everything down and we won’t leave any trace, whether we're burning the undead or not.
If there was a good dog and a criminal both hanging from a cliff and you could only save one, which would you save and why?
The dog, obviously! I’m not going to pity some shitty criminal, especially if it’s the guy that murdered our clansman. I’d push that guy off a cliff and take pictures of him as he falls, if I could.
No idea what I would do if it was the wrong criminal, though, but he probably deserves it anyway. And don’t tell me that the criminal’s a girl—! Th- That’s just gonna complicate things, dammit!
If you could choose to bring three objects to a desert island, what would you bring and why?
See, this is what I’m talking about! I’d bring my skateboard, obviously. My headphones and my player, so I can listen to some music... those count as one! And maybe some booze. You kno—wait, I’m not gonna be wasting my time goofing around! I’ve got lots of important shit to do.
Am I allowed to change my answer? We’re allowed to leave the island, right? I’m definitely sailing on a fucking boat so I can leave. I bet the King thought of this answer, too!
Can you swim? Y/N
If this is going to end up being a joke about my height, I’m going to rip all of you to shreds. You hear me?!
Oh, and... yeah. I can swim.
-Can you swim in a 4 ft. deep pool? Y/N
That’s a fucking kiddie pool you’re talking about—of course, I can! I’m at least a foot taller than that, you know! Who the hell is the bastard that came up with these questions?! Die in a fire!
Poll #12359 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 35
In or out?
Character: Kasamatsu Yukio
Series: Kuroko’s Basketball
Character Age: ~17
Canon: Kuroko's Basketball is about teenagers and suffering. Also basketball, which is where the majority of the suffering originates. Basically, basketball is suffering - especially if you're one of the prodigious Generation of Miracles. These seven gifted young people together dominated the middle school basketball scene, but moving into high school they have been separated. Kuroko Tetsuya, the Generation's "phantom sixth player", feels as if his former teammates have forgotten what basketball is for, and seeks to remind them all about fun and friendship and etc. What ensues is Kuroko's new team engaging in a basketball battle royale for the pride of the Generation, taking down the Generation members' new teams one by one, and teaching them a valuable lesson. Well, hopefully. Things never go that smoothly. Hence the suffering.
Kasamatsu Yukio is not a member of the Generation of Miracles, but he is the unfortunate keeper of one. The captain of Kaijou High School's basketball team, Kasamatsu is burdened with the arduous task of dealing with the Generation's
Sample Post:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Right, I’m Kasamatsu Yukio. Seventeen years old, third year, Kaijou High Basketball captain and I really want to be somewhere else right now.
Why are you joining our happy community?
Well, a whole bunch of us were selected to come to this basketball getaway, it’s not like I had a lot of say in it. The opportunity’s great, I guess, and it gives me a chance to train on my own. But I can’t say I’ve been too impressed so far with the hospitality, and I have a lot of things to work on with my team back in Japan. If I can get this stupid survey out the way, maybe the jerk running this place will actually let me see a supervisor so I can at least try to take the next plane home.
What do you expect from the campers here?
I got told there would be a lot of elites here, so I guess there’ll be a high level of competition. The pamphlet was getting all poetic about “true fighters from all walks of life and death” but I can’t really take that seriously. I guess it’s good everyone can be proud of themselves or whatever, but that’s overdoing it.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
Someone has to be. If that someone ends up being me, then I’ll handle it. It’s not right to always rely on someone else to be the level-headed one. There’s times when it’s hard, but everyone has the potential to pull through.
Ahh, dammit, that was stupid! Forget it. Yes.
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
Okay, I don’t have an apocalypse plan. Really hoping to avoid that during my lifetime. I know they say the world’s heading for it, but isn’t planning that far ahead getting a bit ridiculous? I play basketball, I’m not aiming to save millions of lives or anything.
Do you consider yourself squeamish? Please provide an example.
It’s not like I haven’t seen a lot of injuries in my time. I think I’m pretty good with blood and broken bones and things like that. Those are the kind of problems that come with being an athlete, so you’ve gotta just get used to it. The worst thing I’ve probably seen is three broken fingers - doesn’t sound so bad, until I realised there were bones puncturing the skin. What, am I going to have to take physicals? As in other people’s? I can handle seeing, but taking care of them is something else entirely.
Can you swim? Y/N
- Could you still do it under extreme distress? Y/N
-- While dragging someone else to shore? Y/N
--- While something, let’s say a tentacle, tries to drag you under?
---- How would you handle that situation?
This is never going to happen. Ever.
Do you find these questions increasingly unnerving? Why/Why not?
I’m not even sure anymore. Kind of going between normal talk and then world-ending and tentacles? All this is really doing is making me want to get out of here faster.
Can you perform a flawless headshot? If not, and if your life depended on it, how many hours a week would you be willing to spend on the shooting range?
I can shoot a basketball into a hoop, and I can shoot one fast enough to break the nose of whoever wrote this damn survey. Guns are for video games!
Poll #12360 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 35
In or out?
Character: Fluttershy
Series: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Character Age: Pony
Canon: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a television series adaptation of the titular line of toys, centering on Twilight Sparkle and her group of pony compatriots as they explore various aspects of friendship, and on occasion save everypony from some horrible fate or evil menace. The four-legged friends live in the wondrous, magical, and often inconsistent land of Equestria. It is a place where nature is nurtured, weather means manual labor, and the generally intelligent wildlife apparently need a caring hoof to keep on going.
This hoof belongs to the pegasus pony Fluttershy, just about the most timid, shy and soft spoken being Ponyville has to offer. Thematically representing kindness, her caring and well mannered outlook shines through... when she’s not scared out of her wits. She’s very easily startled, often beyond the point of functionality, so oftentimes even the most irrational things will intimidate her, her own shadow included. Despite this, she has an uncanny knack for communicating with and looking after wild animals. They also tend to provide an opening for her confidence to take hold, even with the great terrible ones. Still, Fluttershy can overcome any of her self-imposed obstacles should the desperate need arise, facing up to the most demonic of foes if her friends are in danger. She can do anything she puts her mind to... so long as she doesn’t actually think about it.
Sample:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Ooh, of course I can help you with your survey, Mr. Gorilla! Um, well, my name is Fluttershy, I'm from Ponyville, and... actually, I don't really know if I'm all that good at this...
Why are you joining our happy community?
Oh, I'd heard about all the wonderful exotic species here! Like the cute little toucans, the adorable baby ducklings, and of course the gorillas. Just look at that beautiful fur, I've never seen such colour on one until I came here. To tell the truth, I couldn't even imagine it, so I simply had to come and see for myself. Not that I'm interested in you for just your coat, of course. I'm looking forward to getting to know each and every one of you for who you are.
What would you consider to be your "soul" animal and why? (this is for purely scientific purposes and will not have consequences during your stay at all. Trust us! :))
I-i have to pick just one?! Oh, but there's so much to choose from! One of my closest companions is a bunny, but I can't just ignore butterflies. Oh, and gorillas. There's squirrels, and hummingbirds, and bears, and teeny tiny mice. How could I forget all the geese and sheep, the cats and dogs, or the snakes and lizards. What about all the falcons, or the bees, or the frogs, or the grasshoppers, the tortoises, the walla-
Have you committed any crimes you were or should have been convicted from?
Um, there was that one time with the princess's pet, but it was all just a big misunderstanding. I mean, he was looking really ill and I didn't mean to steal him for good, only until I made sure he was ok, but I didn't realize he was actually a phoenix...
Are you lying on your previous answer?
I... I... No?
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
Crisis? Oh no, I hope there isn't any. I'm really not a good choice. I get all panicky, and self conscious, and... and...
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
B-but that was only one time! ... Two times. Three.
If there was a good dog and a criminal both hanging from a cliff and you could only save one, which would you save and why?
I... no! I can't decide that! No-one deserves that, not even a criminal. And I can't just... Oh...
Do you find these questions increasingly unnerving? Why/Why not?
Actually, yes. N-not to hurt your feelings, I'm just not very comfortable with some of them. Most of them.
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How?
I- what? That's... Can we please stop now?
Do you consider yourself squeamish? Please provide an example.
Um.. yes, that last question?
Do you have any deep personal traumas you might inexplicably be compelled to share in this questionnaire? Please describe.
I'm... going to leave now, ok?
Poll #12361 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 37
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Someone is going to have to app Space Jam's Michael Jordan if this keeps up, I will accept no substitutes.
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i couldn't figure out how to get expletives in there i'm sorry
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now watch and scream at Jae and have many feelings
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AND ONE OF MY FAVOURITE KUROKO CHARACTERS AAAAH
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a pony
BUT ALL OF THESE APPS ARE PERFECT so that's all in from me ♥
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