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Character: Tsunemori Akane
Series: Psycho-Pass
Character Age: 20
Canon: In the year 2112, the Japanese society is in a self-sufficient, peaceful state thanks to the implementation of Sibyl - an absolute system that is capable of judging a person's character and determining everything about them from their future job aptitude, their ideal spouse, all the way to their "Crime Coefficient" which is the likelihood that they'll commit a crime. All this could be done by scanning a device called a “Psycho-Pass” which is installed on a person's body, and should a person's Crime Coefficient levels be higher than a certain number, they will be recommended to take a therapy course to lower the core. However, if that fails, or if the treatment is refused, they will be considered a “Latent Criminal” and chased down by the Ministry of Welfare’s Public Safety Bureau’s (MWPSB) Criminal Investigation Division’s team of Investigators and Enforcers, the latter of which are latent criminals that Sibyl deemed useful enough to employ to chase other criminals, while the former are used to ensure that the Enforcers don't stray too far from the law when doing their job.
Friendly, bright and all around model citizen Tsunemori Akane is the newest Investigator of the MWPSB’s Unit One. While she is initially inexperienced and unprepared for the gruesome nature of crime, she quickly adapts to the harsh reality of her job, learning the tricks of being a proper police detective and how to observe and consider a criminal’s psychology, although she never lets it compromise her personal sense of justice and morality, or her self. She continues to have a positive outlook on her life, and chose to befriend even her Enforcer coworkers where others would choose to avoid them for fear of their own Psycho-Pass getting clouded. Akane might be idealistic, but she remains grounded; even when she is placed through stressing or traumatic events she never lets her it weigh her down and her Psycho-Pass continue to remain ever clear.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Hello! My name is Tsunemori Akane and I'm an Inspector from the MWPSB but please don't worry! There isn’t anything particularly wrong . . . than . . . what seems to be the usual here, anyway, I'm only here as an observer as a part of a routine check-up for this area.
Why are you joining our happy community?
As I’ve said before, I’m here as a part of a routine check up for the MWPSB! Basically, I’ll be observing to see if everything is running smoothly and go through the various camp activities as another camper while monitoring if they’ll affect the overall stress level in the area. I mean, I guess I am a little nervous since this method of observation is new to me . . . along with the um, “realistic zombie experience”, but a summer camp does feel nostalgic. So, while I may be here for work, I hope you’d be able to treat me kindly as if I was just any other regular camper.
If you could choose to bring three objects to a desert island, what would you bring and why?
Hmm . . . that’s a tough one. I guess I’d want to bring something that could help me get clean water and maybe something that would help me defend myself if there are threats on the island. Oh! And if it’s possible, I’d bring something that would let me contact other people and let me browse the online communities . . . kind of like what I was given when I was arrived here, actually! Even if this isn’t exactly a desert island and the laptop is pretty outdated as far as communication devices go.
Can you swim? Y/N
Oh, yes. I can.
- Could you still do it under extreme distress? Y/N
I . . . think so?
-- While dragging someone else to shore? Y/N
I’d certainly try! There’s no reason anyone should stand idly by when it comes to saving someone’s life when you can.
--- While something, let’s say a tentacle, tries to drag you under? Y/N
Wha— Err, I’m not sure how that question came about, but . . . yes, I would still try.
---- How would you handle that situation?
I’d obviously try to swim faster, but if I’m caught I would try to defend myself and the person I’m saving.
Can you perform a flawless headshot? If not, and if your life depended on it, how many hours a week would you be willing to spend on the shooting range?
I’ve been trained to shoot, and while I can’t really say if it’s flawless or not, I will defend myself or anyone whose life may be in danger from whatever threat that might be.
If you could get away with committing one crime and suffer absolutely no consequences, what would you do and why?
No, I wouldn’t. Nor would I encourage anyone to do so, because regardless of the crime, and regardless of whether you think there are consequences or not, it is wrong and one way or another justice will find you.
Do you find these questions increasingly unnerving? Why/Why not?
I’d be lying if I said I don’t find some of these questions weird but, huh, I guess you’re probably trying to ask me if I could do my job under stress in the case of an emergency? I’m not sure what type of actual emergency would involve tentacles, though . . . And honestly, I’m not sure a subject like that last question is appropriate question to be asking any general camper and knowingly risk raising their Crime Coefficient. In fact, why don’t we check that camper’s Psycho-Pass right now?
. . . “50 Shades of Gray” . . . O- Okay, I’m not even sure what that’s supposed to mean, but gray is close to white so, I guess it’s not . . . bad, right?
Character: Oikawa Tooru
Series: Haikyuu!!
Character Age: 3rd year in high school
Canon: Volleyball is a sport that requires height - the high net that separates the side of the court also separates winners from losers. Hinata Shouyou is a young man trying to overcome his height deficit and become the ace of the Karasuno volleyball team and help lead his team to the nationals. Standing in his way are his own lack of experience, a grumpy teammate and several opposing teams. One of the teams in Karasuno's path is Aobajousai - a top contender for a slot in the nationals.
Oikawa Tooru is the captain of the Aobajousai volleyball team. A third year, Oikawa is experienced and has a keen eye for strategy. Despite the fact that on the court Oikawa is a force to be reckoned with off the court . . . he's a little ridiculous. He has a fangirl entourage that he lets waylay him. He makes a big show of being an effortless slacker and jokes around. The kind of person who pushes himself extremely hard, he dislikes geniuses. When a serious topic comes around Oikawa is likely to be passive aggressive about it - compliment with one hand and verbally slap with the other. But he's not such a bad guy, anyone would want to completely crush their competition, right?
Sample Post:
Tell us about yourself in a few words. Yo~ I'm Oikawa Tooru, third year at Aobajousai High School and a new member of your wonderful camp! My favorite food is milk bread and I'm the captain of the volleyball team. My position is setter but I'm also a pinch server! That means in a tough spot you can count on me to hit hard~.
Why are you joining our happy community? What high school student doesn't want to participate in the Conference For Utter Domination? Or that was what I thought. It was recommended to me for slotting right into my interests but it seems like there might have been a small mistake. This Oikawa-san isn't really into off-court domination, isn't it better to leave that in the caring hands of my adoring fans ♥~? So that's the original reason, but if someone wouldn't mind helping me find my way back home I'd appreciate it!
What do you expect from your camp experience? I expect it to be rather short-lived, as charming as you all sound.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why? Of course! As a captain I'm expected to not only lead my team but to make sure my adorable underclassmen don't do anything exceptionally stupid~ So I am fully prepared to organize people as needed in a crisis. Basically I mean to say that you can trust me to take care of myself and others!
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain. Hehhh, I guess the answer remains the same, right? You can't become unreliable just because the stakes are higher.
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How? However, there is a difference between unreliable and doing everything yourself! The thing is - we've all been underclassmen, right? Working your way up from a first year to a third year is a hard process. There's training camps and learning discipline from your elders~ that kind of thing. So, since this whole Camp experience might include the flesh of the undead I'm going to have to, regrettably, add this to my underclassmen's training regime. Disposing the flesh of the undead probably builds muscle or something, right~?
Character: Nova
Series: La Storia Della Arcana Famiglia
Character Age: 15
Canon: Ever wondered what happens when you mix a mafia family and magical tarot cards? Wonder no more, because “La Storia Della Arcana Famiglia” is about to give you the answer you’ve been looking for. Acting as vigilantes, protecting the citizens and controlling Regalo Island’s most shady business, the Arcana Famiglia is well known for having its members contracted to one of the “Tarocco”, contract which grant them special powers and abilities. All is good and well then, until the head of the family announces his intention to retire and give his daughter’s hand in marriage to whoever wins the “Arcana Duello”, a tournament in which each holder of a contract will face each other until only one winner is left. His daughter, Felicità, objects-- but she’s too weak to defeat her father on the spot, and so resolves to win the Arcana Duello herself. Fortunately for her, she’s not alone, and she can count on the help of a few friends along the way.
One of those friends is Nova, holder of the Death Arcana and head of Regalo Island’s security division. Although he strongly believes in Felicità’s abilities, amongst her allies he’s the harshest. In fact, Nova is often hard on her and others (as well as himself), having high expectations and never really shying away from scolding or expressing a negative opinion, even when he intends it to be a form of encouragement. In his daily life and his job, he’s loyal, serious, and dedicated, to the point where he’s sometimes teased by his subordinates. While he does his best to appear capable and mature, Nova is actually fairly short-tempered and loses his patience easily -- often ending up bickering with or yelling at people for ridiculous reasons. Despite his stubborn and harsh behavior, Nova is a rather kind and gentle individual and cares deeply for Felicità, but tries to keep that side of himself hidden as he considers it a weakness.
Sample Post:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
There’s no need for me to tell you anything about myself. If it’s finding more about me you’re after, talking with me on a daily basis and getting to know me properly is the only way to do it. Beside, if you truly wished to know something about me you wouldn’t ask for it to be in a few words.
I understand this is just a routine question, but I dislike wasting time with pointless tasks. Please think of a better introduction next time.
Why are you joining our happy community?
Simply put, this place is suspicious. I don’t really care about your community, but there’s been reports of people heading here and ending up missing shortly after. I don't wish to hide my intentions, so I’ll say it straight: I’m here to investigate. And If something doesn’t add up, then I’ll make sure you’ll pay for it.
Can you perform a flawless headshot? If not, and if your life depended on it, how many hours a week would you be willing to spend on the shooting range?
Guns aren’t my weapon of choice, so of course doing something like that would be impossible for me. To tell the truth, I’d rather not shed blood unnecessarily -- ah, just because it's way too messy most of the time. Of course I have no troubles doing it if there’s no other way, but …
Regardless, if my life depended on it I’d be willing to spend as much as necessary on the shooting range. Whether it’s 24 hours or 48 hours without a single break, I wouldn’t care. Will and dedication is all that’s necessary to achieve a goal. If it’s not what anyone would do, it should be.
Can you swim? Y/N
Ah? I’d be a shame to the family if I couldn’t do something as simple as that.
- Could you still do it under extreme distress? Y/N
I don’t get this line of questioning. Does it really matter? I already said I can swim, stop wasting my time.
-- While dragging someone else to shore? Y/N
That kind of thing requires more than just knowing how to swim. Don’t
just mix two different set of skills in the same question...!
--- While something, let’s say a tentacle, tries to drag you under? Y/N
A tentacle?! That’s ridiculous! I’ve had enough of this question!
---- How would you handle that situation?
SHUT UP AND DISAPPEAR!
Do you have any deep personal traumas you might inexplicably be compelled to share in this questionnaire? Please describe.
My personal experiences are none of your business...! If you wish to pry in things you have no right to know, then we might as well end this survey here. There’s no way I’d feel compelled to share something personal with a perfect stranger, let alone in this kind of situation. I already said to stop wasting my time with unnecessary tasks.
Do you find these questions increasingly unnerving? Why/Why not?
Hmpf. This question is even more pointless than all the other ones. Most of these questions seem random or without a true purpose. Given that, it’s only natural that I find them unnerving. If you’re worried about it, improve this survey instead of asking something stupid yet again.
Character: Murasakibara, Atsushi
Series: Kuroko no Basuke
Character Age: 16
Canon: Teikou Middle School wasn’t just the home of an impressive baasketball team, touting over 100 members and several successive championship wins, but an impressive team of basketball players: the Generation of Miracles. Though all six members graduated and went to separate high schools, their legacy remains. Each player is known as a genius, and assumed to be pretty much unstoppable on the court. Of course, it’s the protag team’s job to prove that assumption wrong, but this app isn’t about any of them!
Murasakibara is one of the esteemed Generation of Miracles, boasting an impressive height of 208 cm with the speed and power to back it up, you’d think he’d be a terrifying powerhouse on court. Except. Not. Much to the dismay of his fellow players, Murasakibara has zero enthusiasm for basketball, and refuses to do anything that requires too much effort, and would rather laze around eating junk food. In fact, Murasakibara always has sweets and junk food on the brain, and his undue fondness for fatty foods is more of a priority than basketball. Sugar addiction aside, Murasakibara is unperturbed, easy-going, and an overgrown child; he rarely takes anything seriously and often acts half his age (and talks like it, too; what, with stretching out some of his words liiiike thiiiis otherwise just being an annoying lazy speaker). And though he claims he doesn’t care about it, Murasakibara really is attached to basketball, despite his lack of zeal.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
If it’s only a few, I guess I can... Ummm, I’m Murasakibara Atsushi, and my favorite foods are potato chips, umaibou, chocolate, and squeeze ice cream, though I like other things too.
One, two, three... That was way more than a few words, so I’m done with this question, right? Neeext.
Why are you joining our happy community?
To be honest, I didn’t reaaaaally wanna come here, traveling’s really troublesome, but I heard the mess hall’s really good, and all I needed to do was answer some survey to come, sooo... Oh, I was also told that I’d get some candy after the survey. I’m kinda feeling more like potato chips now though, so can I have those instead?
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How?
Ehhh? That’s gross. Don’t ask questions like that. But I guess I’d put it in the trash can. Ah, but if there’s no gloves nearby, I’d make someone else do it. Or maybe I’d make someone else do it anyway... My hands are usually pretty full, you see.
What do you expect from your camp experience?
S’mores. I’ve made some before, in a microwave, but it just wasn’t the same... And s’mores are supposed to be an authentic camping experience, right? Mmmm, but I don’t wanna go camping to make s’mores. Could the fire be set up outside the cabins or something...? I don’t wanna do it, though. Someone else can.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
I guess it depends on the crisis? Normal things don’t really bother me, ‘cause I don’t really care that much. Plus, it’s kind of funny to see people freak out over really trivial things. Other crises... Umm... In basketball there pretty much aren’t any, since no one lets the other team score any points anyway, so pass... And I guess sometimes people aren’t paying attention and they make me drop my snacks when they bump into me. That makes me really mad. So I guess I’m good at handling crises, since I always make them regret it.
What do you expect from the campers here?
Ehhh... I dunno. Not to form a long line at the mess hall, I guess? It’s really hard to cut in line when you’re really tall, so it’s pretty inconsiderate. If I have to have roommates, they also have to be considerate, too. If they wake up before 12 pm and make a lot of noise, I get really grouchy, you know? This is supposed to be a vacation, so I wanna sleep in. If I have to lock them out of the cabin so I can sleep, it wouldn’t be my fault at aaaaall.
If you could get away with committing one crime and suffer absolutely no consequences, what would you do and why?
A crime... Maybe robbing a candy store... I’ve always wanted to fill my room with candy, it’d be a lot of fun, I bet. Eh, but, if I stole all a store’s candy, then they’d probably lose a lot of money, right? And they probably couldn’t afford to restock, so they’d have to close down... Which means I couldn’t get more candy later, and I’d have to find a store that’s further away... Hmmm... That sounds like a huge pain. Don’t feel like doing it. So I probably wouldn’t commit any crime. It’s not worth it.
Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me why I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- No speculating about the identity of the applicants!
Character: Tsunemori Akane
Series: Psycho-Pass
Character Age: 20
Canon: In the year 2112, the Japanese society is in a self-sufficient, peaceful state thanks to the implementation of Sibyl - an absolute system that is capable of judging a person's character and determining everything about them from their future job aptitude, their ideal spouse, all the way to their "Crime Coefficient" which is the likelihood that they'll commit a crime. All this could be done by scanning a device called a “Psycho-Pass” which is installed on a person's body, and should a person's Crime Coefficient levels be higher than a certain number, they will be recommended to take a therapy course to lower the core. However, if that fails, or if the treatment is refused, they will be considered a “Latent Criminal” and chased down by the Ministry of Welfare’s Public Safety Bureau’s (MWPSB) Criminal Investigation Division’s team of Investigators and Enforcers, the latter of which are latent criminals that Sibyl deemed useful enough to employ to chase other criminals, while the former are used to ensure that the Enforcers don't stray too far from the law when doing their job.
Friendly, bright and all around model citizen Tsunemori Akane is the newest Investigator of the MWPSB’s Unit One. While she is initially inexperienced and unprepared for the gruesome nature of crime, she quickly adapts to the harsh reality of her job, learning the tricks of being a proper police detective and how to observe and consider a criminal’s psychology, although she never lets it compromise her personal sense of justice and morality, or her self. She continues to have a positive outlook on her life, and chose to befriend even her Enforcer coworkers where others would choose to avoid them for fear of their own Psycho-Pass getting clouded. Akane might be idealistic, but she remains grounded; even when she is placed through stressing or traumatic events she never lets her it weigh her down and her Psycho-Pass continue to remain ever clear.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Hello! My name is Tsunemori Akane and I'm an Inspector from the MWPSB but please don't worry! There isn’t anything particularly wrong
Why are you joining our happy community?
As I’ve said before, I’m here as a part of a routine check up for the MWPSB! Basically, I’ll be observing to see if everything is running smoothly and go through the various camp activities as another camper while monitoring if they’ll affect the overall stress level in the area. I mean, I guess I am a little nervous since this method of observation is new to me . . . along with the um, “realistic zombie experience”, but a summer camp does feel nostalgic. So, while I may be here for work, I hope you’d be able to treat me kindly as if I was just any other regular camper.
If you could choose to bring three objects to a desert island, what would you bring and why?
Hmm . . . that’s a tough one. I guess I’d want to bring something that could help me get clean water and maybe something that would help me defend myself if there are threats on the island. Oh! And if it’s possible, I’d bring something that would let me contact other people and let me browse the online communities . . . kind of like what I was given when I was arrived here, actually! Even if this isn’t exactly a desert island and the laptop is pretty outdated as far as communication devices go.
Can you swim? Y/N
Oh, yes. I can.
- Could you still do it under extreme distress? Y/N
I . . . think so?
-- While dragging someone else to shore? Y/N
I’d certainly try! There’s no reason anyone should stand idly by when it comes to saving someone’s life when you can.
--- While something, let’s say a tentacle, tries to drag you under? Y/N
Wha— Err, I’m not sure how that question came about, but . . . yes, I would still try.
---- How would you handle that situation?
I’d obviously try to swim faster, but if I’m caught I would try to defend myself and the person I’m saving.
Can you perform a flawless headshot? If not, and if your life depended on it, how many hours a week would you be willing to spend on the shooting range?
I’ve been trained to shoot, and while I can’t really say if it’s flawless or not, I will defend myself or anyone whose life may be in danger from whatever threat that might be.
If you could get away with committing one crime and suffer absolutely no consequences, what would you do and why?
No, I wouldn’t. Nor would I encourage anyone to do so, because regardless of the crime, and regardless of whether you think there are consequences or not, it is wrong and one way or another justice will find you.
Do you find these questions increasingly unnerving? Why/Why not?
I’d be lying if I said I don’t find some of these questions weird but, huh, I guess you’re probably trying to ask me if I could do my job under stress in the case of an emergency? I’m not sure what type of actual emergency would involve tentacles, though . . . And honestly, I’m not sure a subject like that last question is appropriate question to be asking any general camper and knowingly risk raising their Crime Coefficient. In fact, why don’t we check that camper’s Psycho-Pass right now?
. . . “50 Shades of Gray” . . . O- Okay, I’m not even sure what that’s supposed to mean, but gray is close to white so, I guess it’s not . . . bad, right?
Poll #12996 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 31
In or out?
Character: Oikawa Tooru
Series: Haikyuu!!
Character Age: 3rd year in high school
Canon: Volleyball is a sport that requires height - the high net that separates the side of the court also separates winners from losers. Hinata Shouyou is a young man trying to overcome his height deficit and become the ace of the Karasuno volleyball team and help lead his team to the nationals. Standing in his way are his own lack of experience, a grumpy teammate and several opposing teams. One of the teams in Karasuno's path is Aobajousai - a top contender for a slot in the nationals.
Oikawa Tooru is the captain of the Aobajousai volleyball team. A third year, Oikawa is experienced and has a keen eye for strategy. Despite the fact that on the court Oikawa is a force to be reckoned with off the court . . . he's a little ridiculous. He has a fangirl entourage that he lets waylay him. He makes a big show of being an effortless slacker and jokes around. The kind of person who pushes himself extremely hard, he dislikes geniuses. When a serious topic comes around Oikawa is likely to be passive aggressive about it - compliment with one hand and verbally slap with the other. But he's not such a bad guy, anyone would want to completely crush their competition, right?
Sample Post:
Tell us about yourself in a few words. Yo~ I'm Oikawa Tooru, third year at Aobajousai High School and a new member of your wonderful camp! My favorite food is milk bread and I'm the captain of the volleyball team. My position is setter but I'm also a pinch server! That means in a tough spot you can count on me to hit hard~.
Why are you joining our happy community? What high school student doesn't want to participate in the Conference For Utter Domination? Or that was what I thought. It was recommended to me for slotting right into my interests but it seems like there might have been a small mistake. This Oikawa-san isn't really into off-court domination, isn't it better to leave that in the caring hands of my adoring fans ♥~? So that's the original reason, but if someone wouldn't mind helping me find my way back home I'd appreciate it!
What do you expect from your camp experience? I expect it to be rather short-lived, as charming as you all sound.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why? Of course! As a captain I'm expected to not only lead my team but to make sure my adorable underclassmen don't do anything exceptionally stupid~ So I am fully prepared to organize people as needed in a crisis. Basically I mean to say that you can trust me to take care of myself and others!
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain. Hehhh, I guess the answer remains the same, right? You can't become unreliable just because the stakes are higher.
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How? However, there is a difference between unreliable and doing everything yourself! The thing is - we've all been underclassmen, right? Working your way up from a first year to a third year is a hard process. There's training camps and learning discipline from your elders~ that kind of thing. So, since this whole Camp experience might include the flesh of the undead I'm going to have to, regrettably, add this to my underclassmen's training regime. Disposing the flesh of the undead probably builds muscle or something, right~?
Poll #12997 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 31
In or out?
Character: Nova
Series: La Storia Della Arcana Famiglia
Character Age: 15
Canon: Ever wondered what happens when you mix a mafia family and magical tarot cards? Wonder no more, because “La Storia Della Arcana Famiglia” is about to give you the answer you’ve been looking for. Acting as vigilantes, protecting the citizens and controlling Regalo Island’s most shady business, the Arcana Famiglia is well known for having its members contracted to one of the “Tarocco”, contract which grant them special powers and abilities. All is good and well then, until the head of the family announces his intention to retire and give his daughter’s hand in marriage to whoever wins the “Arcana Duello”, a tournament in which each holder of a contract will face each other until only one winner is left. His daughter, Felicità, objects-- but she’s too weak to defeat her father on the spot, and so resolves to win the Arcana Duello herself. Fortunately for her, she’s not alone, and she can count on the help of a few friends along the way.
One of those friends is Nova, holder of the Death Arcana and head of Regalo Island’s security division. Although he strongly believes in Felicità’s abilities, amongst her allies he’s the harshest. In fact, Nova is often hard on her and others (as well as himself), having high expectations and never really shying away from scolding or expressing a negative opinion, even when he intends it to be a form of encouragement. In his daily life and his job, he’s loyal, serious, and dedicated, to the point where he’s sometimes teased by his subordinates. While he does his best to appear capable and mature, Nova is actually fairly short-tempered and loses his patience easily -- often ending up bickering with or yelling at people for ridiculous reasons. Despite his stubborn and harsh behavior, Nova is a rather kind and gentle individual and cares deeply for Felicità, but tries to keep that side of himself hidden as he considers it a weakness.
Sample Post:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
There’s no need for me to tell you anything about myself. If it’s finding more about me you’re after, talking with me on a daily basis and getting to know me properly is the only way to do it. Beside, if you truly wished to know something about me you wouldn’t ask for it to be in a few words.
I understand this is just a routine question, but I dislike wasting time with pointless tasks. Please think of a better introduction next time.
Why are you joining our happy community?
Simply put, this place is suspicious. I don’t really care about your community, but there’s been reports of people heading here and ending up missing shortly after. I don't wish to hide my intentions, so I’ll say it straight: I’m here to investigate. And If something doesn’t add up, then I’ll make sure you’ll pay for it.
Can you perform a flawless headshot? If not, and if your life depended on it, how many hours a week would you be willing to spend on the shooting range?
Guns aren’t my weapon of choice, so of course doing something like that would be impossible for me. To tell the truth, I’d rather not shed blood unnecessarily -- ah, just because it's way too messy most of the time. Of course I have no troubles doing it if there’s no other way, but …
Regardless, if my life depended on it I’d be willing to spend as much as necessary on the shooting range. Whether it’s 24 hours or 48 hours without a single break, I wouldn’t care. Will and dedication is all that’s necessary to achieve a goal. If it’s not what anyone would do, it should be.
Can you swim? Y/N
Ah? I’d be a shame to the family if I couldn’t do something as simple as that.
- Could you still do it under extreme distress? Y/N
I don’t get this line of questioning. Does it really matter? I already said I can swim, stop wasting my time.
-- While dragging someone else to shore? Y/N
That kind of thing requires more than just knowing how to swim. Don’t
just mix two different set of skills in the same question...!
--- While something, let’s say a tentacle, tries to drag you under? Y/N
A tentacle?! That’s ridiculous! I’ve had enough of this question!
---- How would you handle that situation?
SHUT UP AND DISAPPEAR!
Do you have any deep personal traumas you might inexplicably be compelled to share in this questionnaire? Please describe.
My personal experiences are none of your business...! If you wish to pry in things you have no right to know, then we might as well end this survey here. There’s no way I’d feel compelled to share something personal with a perfect stranger, let alone in this kind of situation. I already said to stop wasting my time with unnecessary tasks.
Do you find these questions increasingly unnerving? Why/Why not?
Hmpf. This question is even more pointless than all the other ones. Most of these questions seem random or without a true purpose. Given that, it’s only natural that I find them unnerving. If you’re worried about it, improve this survey instead of asking something stupid yet again.
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Character: Murasakibara, Atsushi
Series: Kuroko no Basuke
Character Age: 16
Canon: Teikou Middle School wasn’t just the home of an impressive baasketball team, touting over 100 members and several successive championship wins, but an impressive team of basketball players: the Generation of Miracles. Though all six members graduated and went to separate high schools, their legacy remains. Each player is known as a genius, and assumed to be pretty much unstoppable on the court. Of course, it’s the protag team’s job to prove that assumption wrong, but this app isn’t about any of them!
Murasakibara is one of the esteemed Generation of Miracles, boasting an impressive height of 208 cm with the speed and power to back it up, you’d think he’d be a terrifying powerhouse on court. Except. Not. Much to the dismay of his fellow players, Murasakibara has zero enthusiasm for basketball, and refuses to do anything that requires too much effort, and would rather laze around eating junk food. In fact, Murasakibara always has sweets and junk food on the brain, and his undue fondness for fatty foods is more of a priority than basketball. Sugar addiction aside, Murasakibara is unperturbed, easy-going, and an overgrown child; he rarely takes anything seriously and often acts half his age (and talks like it, too; what, with stretching out some of his words liiiike thiiiis otherwise just being a
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
If it’s only a few, I guess I can... Ummm, I’m Murasakibara Atsushi, and my favorite foods are potato chips, umaibou, chocolate, and squeeze ice cream, though I like other things too.
One, two, three... That was way more than a few words, so I’m done with this question, right? Neeext.
Why are you joining our happy community?
To be honest, I didn’t reaaaaally wanna come here, traveling’s really troublesome, but I heard the mess hall’s really good, and all I needed to do was answer some survey to come, sooo... Oh, I was also told that I’d get some candy after the survey. I’m kinda feeling more like potato chips now though, so can I have those instead?
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How?
Ehhh? That’s gross. Don’t ask questions like that. But I guess I’d put it in the trash can. Ah, but if there’s no gloves nearby, I’d make someone else do it. Or maybe I’d make someone else do it anyway... My hands are usually pretty full, you see.
What do you expect from your camp experience?
S’mores. I’ve made some before, in a microwave, but it just wasn’t the same... And s’mores are supposed to be an authentic camping experience, right? Mmmm, but I don’t wanna go camping to make s’mores. Could the fire be set up outside the cabins or something...? I don’t wanna do it, though. Someone else can.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
I guess it depends on the crisis? Normal things don’t really bother me, ‘cause I don’t really care that much. Plus, it’s kind of funny to see people freak out over really trivial things. Other crises... Umm... In basketball there pretty much aren’t any, since no one lets the other team score any points anyway, so pass... And I guess sometimes people aren’t paying attention and they make me drop my snacks when they bump into me. That makes me really mad. So I guess I’m good at handling crises, since I always make them regret it.
What do you expect from the campers here?
Ehhh... I dunno. Not to form a long line at the mess hall, I guess? It’s really hard to cut in line when you’re really tall, so it’s pretty inconsiderate. If I have to have roommates, they also have to be considerate, too. If they wake up before 12 pm and make a lot of noise, I get really grouchy, you know? This is supposed to be a vacation, so I wanna sleep in. If I have to lock them out of the cabin so I can sleep, it wouldn’t be my fault at aaaaall.
If you could get away with committing one crime and suffer absolutely no consequences, what would you do and why?
A crime... Maybe robbing a candy store... I’ve always wanted to fill my room with candy, it’d be a lot of fun, I bet. Eh, but, if I stole all a store’s candy, then they’d probably lose a lot of money, right? And they probably couldn’t afford to restock, so they’d have to close down... Which means I couldn’t get more candy later, and I’d have to find a store that’s further away... Hmmm... That sounds like a huge pain. Don’t feel like doing it. So I probably wouldn’t commit any crime. It’s not worth it.
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BUT IM SURE YOU CAN USE YOUR IMAGINATION AND PRETEND THIS IS AN EXCITED FACE
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abstain on everyone else tho...
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