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I ate too much sushi.
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Character: C-ta
Series: Shuuen no Shiori
Character Age: High school aged, presumed 16-17
Canon: At a certain school there is a legend about the Book of Demise, wherein every urban legend in the world is said to be recorded.
This book is accompanied by the Bookmark of Demise and whatever legend is marked by it will come true or so the rumors say.
One day in the old school building, four occult loving students stumble upon instructions to acquire the Book and Bookmark and are drawn into the Demise Game, where they must find and kill the traitor or die.
C-ta seems to be the most level headed and mature member of the group, providing a contrast to the antics of the others. A boy who gives of an air of easygoing calm, C-ta very carefully maintains his popularity in an effort to help his childhood friend A-ya, who he feels he must protect. C-ta certainly always has his friend's interests in mind but in actuality is more dependent on A-ya than he cares to admit. C-ta's not really all that interested in the occult, but is happy to play along for A-ya's sake. While usually calm, he's not without a temper and is certainly capable of losing his cool - when he does, A-ya is usually involved somehow.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Hello! I'm C-ta and I'm afraid I'm just an ordinary teenager, but I'll try not to bore you too much.
I'm a student at [xxx] and I'm meeting my friend A-ya here. We've known each other since we were little kids, so we're really close~
Why are you joining our happy community?
I heard a rumor this place was haunted and thought A-ya would be interested in it. He - I mean, we - really love the occult, so I thought it would be perfect. I haven't seen him at all since I got here, even though he was going to meet me...I wonder if he's lost or gotten into some kind of trouble...
Sorry to be rude but I really need to go look for him, so can you please hurry up? A-ya's really helpless without me.
What do you expect from your camp experience?
Hm, well...somehow I doubt we'll be seeing any ghosts but I hope we at least hear some interesting rumors.
I'm sure that would make A-ya happy and as long as he has a good time so will I.
What do you expect from the campers here?
Don't worry, I'm sure we'll all get along just fine. A-ya and I aren't troublemakers at all, so I'm sure we'll fit right in.
What do you expect from the counselors?
Well, I hope they do their jobs. Otherwise I guess I don't really expect too much...are we almost done here?
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
A crisis?...Sure, I guess. I wouldn't be very helpful if I started freaking out, right?
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
The end of the world...? That's not a lot to go on, but first I'd find A-ya, since he'd have no chance without me.
After that I guess we'd have to find somewhere safe, get food and water, maybe a weapon...
A-ya would be relying on me, so of course I'd keep my calm. I won't let anything happen to him.
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How?
...the undead? What kind of questions are these?
Uh, I guess I could...burning seems like it'd be the most practical.
Do you find these questions increasingly unnerving? Why/Why not?
...just hurry it up already, will you? I'm getting really sick of this.
Have you committed any crimes you were or should have been convicted from?
Of course not, I'm an ordinary high school student. Just what are you trying to accuse me of?
More importantly, where's A-ya? I don't have time for this, I have to go find him.
Character: John Constantine
Series: Constantine
Character Age: Early thirties
Job: Camp Exorcist
Canon: Heaven and Hell have a status quo. No angels and demons are allowed on Earth and the only allowances are demonic or angelic half breeds. In this new battleground to gain more power is John Constantine, an exorcist, who uses his abilities in order to attain salvation. The problem is, he’s a dick.
John Constantine has the ability of seeing things for what they really are and that did a number on his conscience. Bitter, blunt and selfish, Constantine is no hero, only helping people to serve his own cause. That being said, he is not needlessly cruel, doing his best to help his clients and those he perceives to be in a similar situation as himself. With no regard for authority and people who abuse their power, Constantine is a force to be reckoned with. Even if he’s the kind of dick who won’t hold elevator doors open for you.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
It’s John Constantine, asshole.
Why are you joining our happy community?
You call this happy? Several cases of a zombie outbreak. The presence of a Cthulhu. Possession. Demonic infection. And one ongoing case of unexplained cannibalism. It’s easy to look the other way, isn’t it? But I can’t do that.
So I’m signing up to fix all the stupid shit you people can’t be bothered to deal with. Because it’s my fucking job.
What do you expect from your camp experience?
Hmm, what do I expect from being in a place full of adolescents and horny teenagers? Hell. Obviously.
Why are you a valuable asset to this camp?
Because I’m not a horny teenager or an adolescent, I automatically get bumped up to someone useful. For fuck’s sake, ask something useful.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
Finally, we’re getting somewhere. As an exorcist, I have many useful skills. Getting demons to fuck off, travelling to Hell, being able to perceive the true nature of the supernatural.
Also, I can good aim with a gun. I don’t panic, I don’t oversell myself and I know how to keep myself alive. Nothing’s more useful than that.
If you’re asking whether I’m good for someone else’s crisis, well. That’s a whole different ball game.
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
Been there, done that. Don’t want to talk about it. And if there's another one on its way, I expect to be paid in advance this time. I don't work for free unless it's for kids.
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How?
Sorry, I get someone else do it for me. Why the fuck with I bother with the disposal? I’m the exorcist, not the garbage man.
Do you find these questions increasingly unnerving? Why not?
You’re aiming for the wrong crowd. Try the toddlers over there.
Do you have a five year plan in mind?
Let me break it down for you.
First year: escape. Second year: escape. Third year: escape. Fourth year: escape. And if I’m still here by the fifth year, I’ll settle for being drunk. Big plans are for people with ambition and a life. I'm okay with second best. I'm not meant for big things.
Are you squeamish?
... See, you don't don't deserve a response.
Fuck off already.
Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me why I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- No speculating about the identity of the applicants!
Character: C-ta
Series: Shuuen no Shiori
Character Age: High school aged, presumed 16-17
Canon: At a certain school there is a legend about the Book of Demise, wherein every urban legend in the world is said to be recorded.
This book is accompanied by the Bookmark of Demise and whatever legend is marked by it will come true or so the rumors say.
One day in the old school building, four occult loving students stumble upon instructions to acquire the Book and Bookmark and are drawn into the Demise Game, where they must find and kill the traitor or die.
C-ta seems to be the most level headed and mature member of the group, providing a contrast to the antics of the others. A boy who gives of an air of easygoing calm, C-ta very carefully maintains his popularity in an effort to help his childhood friend A-ya, who he feels he must protect. C-ta certainly always has his friend's interests in mind but in actuality is more dependent on A-ya than he cares to admit. C-ta's not really all that interested in the occult, but is happy to play along for A-ya's sake. While usually calm, he's not without a temper and is certainly capable of losing his cool - when he does, A-ya is usually involved somehow.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Hello! I'm C-ta and I'm afraid I'm just an ordinary teenager, but I'll try not to bore you too much.
I'm a student at [xxx] and I'm meeting my friend A-ya here. We've known each other since we were little kids, so we're really close~
Why are you joining our happy community?
I heard a rumor this place was haunted and thought A-ya would be interested in it. He - I mean, we - really love the occult, so I thought it would be perfect. I haven't seen him at all since I got here, even though he was going to meet me...I wonder if he's lost or gotten into some kind of trouble...
Sorry to be rude but I really need to go look for him, so can you please hurry up? A-ya's really helpless without me.
What do you expect from your camp experience?
Hm, well...somehow I doubt we'll be seeing any ghosts but I hope we at least hear some interesting rumors.
I'm sure that would make A-ya happy and as long as he has a good time so will I.
What do you expect from the campers here?
Don't worry, I'm sure we'll all get along just fine. A-ya and I aren't troublemakers at all, so I'm sure we'll fit right in.
What do you expect from the counselors?
Well, I hope they do their jobs. Otherwise I guess I don't really expect too much...are we almost done here?
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
A crisis?...Sure, I guess. I wouldn't be very helpful if I started freaking out, right?
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
The end of the world...? That's not a lot to go on, but first I'd find A-ya, since he'd have no chance without me.
After that I guess we'd have to find somewhere safe, get food and water, maybe a weapon...
A-ya would be relying on me, so of course I'd keep my calm. I won't let anything happen to him.
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How?
...the undead? What kind of questions are these?
Uh, I guess I could...burning seems like it'd be the most practical.
Do you find these questions increasingly unnerving? Why/Why not?
...just hurry it up already, will you? I'm getting really sick of this.
Have you committed any crimes you were or should have been convicted from?
Of course not, I'm an ordinary high school student. Just what are you trying to accuse me of?
More importantly, where's A-ya? I don't have time for this, I have to go find him.
Poll #14253 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 20
In or out?
Character: John Constantine
Series: Constantine
Character Age: Early thirties
Job: Camp Exorcist
Canon: Heaven and Hell have a status quo. No angels and demons are allowed on Earth and the only allowances are demonic or angelic half breeds. In this new battleground to gain more power is John Constantine, an exorcist, who uses his abilities in order to attain salvation. The problem is, he’s a dick.
John Constantine has the ability of seeing things for what they really are and that did a number on his conscience. Bitter, blunt and selfish, Constantine is no hero, only helping people to serve his own cause. That being said, he is not needlessly cruel, doing his best to help his clients and those he perceives to be in a similar situation as himself. With no regard for authority and people who abuse their power, Constantine is a force to be reckoned with. Even if he’s the kind of dick who won’t hold elevator doors open for you.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
It’s John Constantine, asshole.
Why are you joining our happy community?
You call this happy? Several cases of a zombie outbreak. The presence of a Cthulhu. Possession. Demonic infection. And one ongoing case of unexplained cannibalism. It’s easy to look the other way, isn’t it? But I can’t do that.
So I’m signing up to fix all the stupid shit you people can’t be bothered to deal with. Because it’s my fucking job.
What do you expect from your camp experience?
Hmm, what do I expect from being in a place full of adolescents and horny teenagers? Hell. Obviously.
Why are you a valuable asset to this camp?
Because I’m not a horny teenager or an adolescent, I automatically get bumped up to someone useful. For fuck’s sake, ask something useful.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
Finally, we’re getting somewhere. As an exorcist, I have many useful skills. Getting demons to fuck off, travelling to Hell, being able to perceive the true nature of the supernatural.
Also, I can good aim with a gun. I don’t panic, I don’t oversell myself and I know how to keep myself alive. Nothing’s more useful than that.
If you’re asking whether I’m good for someone else’s crisis, well. That’s a whole different ball game.
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
Been there, done that. Don’t want to talk about it. And if there's another one on its way, I expect to be paid in advance this time. I don't work for free unless it's for kids.
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How?
Sorry, I get someone else do it for me. Why the fuck with I bother with the disposal? I’m the exorcist, not the garbage man.
Do you find these questions increasingly unnerving? Why not?
You’re aiming for the wrong crowd. Try the toddlers over there.
Do you have a five year plan in mind?
Let me break it down for you.
First year: escape. Second year: escape. Third year: escape. Fourth year: escape. And if I’m still here by the fifth year, I’ll settle for being drunk. Big plans are for people with ambition and a life. I'm okay with second best. I'm not meant for big things.
Are you squeamish?
... See, you don't don't deserve a response.
Fuck off already.
Poll #14254 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 24
In or out?
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