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Character: Machine Banchou (Real Name: AT-KM-100)
Series: Kongou Banchou
Character Age: Meant to appear as a male around 18.
Canon: Modern Japanese society is crumbling; morality is decaying, crime and truancy is on the rise, amongst many other problems. To reform itself, the country requires someone of great strength and charisma to take the reigns. A confidential group of Japan’s officials have organized The 23 Districts Project - a battle royale for the chance to shape the country’s future as the winner pleases. They select only the toughest of people to compete, and assign them each a district to control and the title of “banchou.”
Machine Banchou is a highly intelligent weapon, designed to single-handedly end military conflicts; one of his creators, hungry for power, programmed Machine Banchou to win the 23 Districts Project and create a world of machines that obeyed only his orders. However, though the powers of defeat in shounen manga fight scenes, Machine comes to understand what “life” means and how much he cares about protecting it. Though he still struggles with his own “humanity,” he grows into being self-aware with the help of a little girl named Tsukimi. Described as being similar to a child, he doesn’t understand abstract concepts such as “love” or “soul”, and he is pure-hearted and curious about them. Still, he is initially very analytical and dry in his speech; he first takes data and makes observations from an objective, detached point of view. He also occasionally struggles with conflicting orders and feelings - especially ones where Tsukimi is concerned.
Sample Post:
Current time: 6:02:15 PM. This location is coming up on my GPS as an isolated area, surrounded by what appears to be depictions of male human genitalia. The terrain is swamp, with low levels of radiation coming from the lake; furthermore, a large organic life form is being detected inside it. Query responses for possible species include “dinner,” “large squid,” and “questionable Japanese pornography.” The area is surrounded by an unknown energy. Scans are classifying it as “serious bizness.” This concludes the preliminary data scan. Proceeding to question the locals.
The locals are displaying an anomaly. They are being detected as “dead,” in a state of cardiac arrest and varying levels of decay. Yet they resume movement, even if slightly hindered from muscle loss. Tsukimi said that humans only have one life, and once that is gone, they never come back. Yet... excuse me? May I have a moment? You appear to be lacking a functioning heart, and are coming up on my sensors as dead. Is this common? Most of the people in this area are very similar. Yet you resume functioning, like a living human. How? Please teach me.
My vocal recognition is not able to translate what you are saying… I wish to understand, but there appears to be a language input error. My creators did not program me to recognize any languages other than Japanese and English. I apologize for not having the appropriate language banks necessary for this exchange. One day I will construct another language bank so we may properly communicate.
“Ter...?” I cannot detect your voice. It is too quiet. Please speak clearly and more loudly. “Ter… min…ate…?” No. My orders were “not to fight”, so no terminating. However, my orders also dictate that I must help others, and therefore I may have to... terminate their actions. But isn’t terminating anything going against orders? … No. I stop them. I hold back, and that is acceptable. As long as I “make up with them” after.
I have strayed from my task. Is this “being distracted?” “Going on a tangent?” I apologize, again. I must return to Tsukimi’s side, but I still wish to understand how you retain function like a living human. I will make another attempt to return, but if the energy surrounding this area does not permit it, maybe you can teach me a little more. I would like that. Is that okay?
I’ll be back.
Character: Rebekah
Series: The Vampire Diaries
Character Age: Around 1000, but she appears to be in her late teens.
Canon: Our story is centered around a girl named Elena Gilbert, who lives in a small town in the U.S.A. After meeting the forever brooding Stefan Salvatore and his brother, Damon, she is thrust into a world filled with vampires, werewolves, and witches. Elena must learn how to deal with the constant threat of the supernatural looming at her back, as well as her normal teenage problems.
Rebekah is one of the original vampires, which makes her far more powerful than the rest of her kind. She is a very fiery being; her actions are mostly dictated by her emotions. She tends to not think, or care, about the consequences of what she does, and she is extremely stubborn in her ways. Impulsive and, at times, violent, Rebekah is definitely one of the last people you would want to piss off unless you have a death wish. She comes across as rather cold because of this, and she will openly mock and offend anyone as she sees fit. She also has a special ability, or a sixth sense, where she is able to detect when people are lying. This leads to her having a difficult time fully trusting others. However, in the end, Rebekah really is like a normal teenage girl who wishes to find a place for herself. But she tends to only focus on her vampiric aspects while ignoring her more human ones. She tries her hardest to be anything but that, using her vampiric side to overshadow the rest of her.
Sample Post:
Recently, I received an invitation to some sort of ball from a guy named Rick A. Mortis. It’s actually a sweet offer, but I’m afraid that zombies aren’t really my type. The last thing I need is a man who will fall to pieces at the tiniest thing—I mean that both figuratively and literally, by the way. Normally I would have just forgotten about the whole thing, but he seemed to have left me a rather disgusting gift along with the invite: A rotting finger.
I am going to ask nicely. Which one of you is Rick? I may be—how do people say it—a monster, but I am not a savage. I do not eat thumbs, or any other body part similar to them. For a moment, I thought that maybe this could be some sort of disgustingly romantic mating ritual your species has. Give your lover a piece of you so that you’ll always be together, and whatnot. While I’m sure that you have made many swoon their decaying heads off, to me this is a sort of threat. Even if it’s not of the violent variety, I’m afraid your actions are threatening my sanity by how revoltingly stupid they are. I suggest revealing yourself before I find you and tear off all your other fingers as well. Maybe I’ll start a collection of them all. I can put them on display in the center of camp, and every time you pass by you can wave at your old appendages with your stump.
However, as fun as all that sounds, tracking down one idiotic zombie will waste more time than he is actually worth. I don’t usually like killing simply for sport like my brother does. But please let that be a warning to you: If you are going to attempt to court me, don’t do it in a way that makes me want to vomit. And this still leaves me without a date for our little party; I’m not one to waste what could possibly be an entertaining evening. But I gave the area a look over, and all the other possible suitors are so . . . dull. I would hardly call getting stuck under a plant or handcuffed to a random stranger romantic, though the latter could be interesting. I think that this camp has tried to bring people together in the most absurd ways that it’s hurting the very definition of love. If I want someone to bloody woo me, I want them to be able to do it properly. Without obnoxious effects, and without decayed limbs.
I do think I have found a possible candidate despite all of this. That overly cheerful fellow on the speaker, I didn’t catch his actual name. I’ve always been a bit fond of those types of heroes in stories, and I think that slaying a dinosaur made out of data is close enough to a dragon. He seems like the exact type of person I need—one where chivalry is a thing that still exists and not something leftover from the past. I suggest taking notes, Rick, because this is how you get a date.
Character: Izumi Hina
Series: Kamen Rider OOO
Character Age: 18
Canon: 800 years ago, the first Kamen Rider OOO had his alchemists create artificial life. These life-forms, the Greeed, ceaselessly tried to devour as much human desire as possible to fill the void inside themselves before they were sealed off due to the first OOO’s inability to handle the power he sought to control. They were later unsealed by the mysterious Kougami Foundation and Ankh, one of the Greeeds, was so severely damaged he was forced to possess the comatose body of Izumi Shingo. Then, in the heat of the moment, he chose Hino Eiji to be the next Kamen Rider OOO to fight against the rest of the Greeed that were released.
Izumi Hina is Shingo’s younger sister. Although she seems like an ordinary girl, she possesses an almost inhuman upper body strength and is able to lift large objects like vending machines as easily as if they are toys. She is a very understanding person and is able to maintain a steady head when things get tough or complicated. There is also a gentleness to her and she often tries to help others out when she can. However, there are times when her temper gets the best of her, especially when it comes to Ankh. But even though she is constantly at odds with Ankh for possessing her brother’s body, in the end she starts to care about him and believes in him despite all the wrongdoings he’s committed. She is also very dedicated to what she puts her mind to and remains steadfast in achieving her dream of becoming a fashion designer.
Sample Post:
The set is small and the stage isn't as big as I thought it'd be, but I'm pretty sure CFUD'S first ever fashion show will be a success. The workers are a bit drab and gray, but I think they're just really supportive of the modeling cast. It’s a nice show of team spirit for them to dress up like the models too. Though, I'll be honest with you; at first, I didn't want to come here because I wasn't sure if it would be okay to leave my brother behind in Japan. But then I realized that it was something I had to do to make my dreams come true.
So here I am. I knew it would be tough, but you're seriously trying my patience. How many times do I have to tell you? Stripes and polka dots don’t go well together. And honestly, this is the third time I’ve had to tell you but you can’t try your clothes on before we finish your make-up. I know the theme is 'Ghouls and Gals,' but you need more than just a sagging face and gray skin to complete the look that your outfit is designed for. I know it’s hard living up to the expectations placed on you, especially when the fashion world is as tough as it is. But I’m here to make sure things go well for you and to make you look as beautiful as you can be.
After all, it’s not just about modeling and fashion; it’s about believing in yourself too. I was the same way, you know. There were times when things were tough and I didn’t know what to do with myself. I was trying so hard to support my friends, to be there for them, that I forgot about the things that I wanted for myself. But in the end I realized that I wanted to work hard so that we could all be happy. And that’s what you have to do. You have to work hard to show that you have what it takes to shine. My advice? Watch the music video for Thriller on your laptop. If anyone knows how to shine, it’s Michael Jackson.
But before you do that, sit down. I've learned a thing or two about make-up so I can-- ah! I didn’t mean to poke your eye out! This has never happened before; I mean, I’ve broken bones by accident and one time I pushed a tree over with just a small shov-- oh dear, never mind that and just hold on. I'll get help. I remember hearing about the best doctor in camp, Miss Marcy. Please don’t panic. I hear she has the right touch in matters like this.
Character: Sonic the Hedgehog
Series: Sonic the Hedgehog (Sega Canon)
Character Age: 15
Canon: Sonic the Hedgehog! A long-running video game series about the adventures of a blue hedgehog named Sonic who runs fast. Really fast. He never stays still and is something of a globetrotting vagabond. Along the way, he fights against the likes of the evil Dr. Robotnik/Eggman/Fat man who makes evil death machines to rule the world. Eggman, as he's more often called, kidnaps innocent animals and puts them into robots to sic them onto the unknowing public. That doesn't sit well with Sonic, so he runs off to foil his evil plans all in the name of fun and good!
Sonic is basically the wind personified. Hopping from place to place, he loves exploring. He's upbeat, witty, and sarcastic, but also caring and fights for what's right. And as much as he enjoys adventure and being a super tourist, he gets into trouble even more. Faced with a giant laser about to destroy the Earth? Most people would panic, but not Sonic. He'll grin and get excited and jump right into the fire. He's not always hyper and bouncing off the walls though. He loves to sleep up in weird places and is afflicted with not being able to swim. Very laid-back, the times where he does lose his temper is usually when someone decides to mess with his friends or the world. Then it's time for him to spring into action. Sometimes Sonic does break the fourth wall, but in very small ways.
Sample Post:
So, you guys think you're fast, huh? Hate to break it to you, but you're really not. I know cats out there more agile than you guys. Don't you all know how to race right? Some of you might be missing a couple of… er, limbs here and there but that isn't a good enough excuse. Well don't worry! We can change that if we try hard enough at it! Gotta be something more interesting to do than tearing Camp up a new dirt road. Come on, line up. We're gonna have ourselves a little competitive practice run. Let's get those cows and gorillas in on this too. It'll be fun! You all could use the exercise anyway. And maybe some baths. Now, line up here by this tree! Every good race needs a starting line after all. Come on everyone, step it up!
You dudes all ready? Okay, when I give the signal we're gonna go three times around the entire camp! And at the end there might be a boss battle with that thing in the lake- Marcy's the name, right? First one back here wins! You can take shortcuts if you want, but watch out for those spike traps! They could be bottomless and then you'd be in trouble. I haven't run into any yet, but they're probably lurking around here somewhere. Cutting through the cabins and other buildings is totally legal. Anything goes! You've all been here longer than I have, so you might have a bit of a chance. But not really, 'cause I'm the fastest. It's alright, second place's totally cool too! Not expecting you to make anything else. It'll be a miracle if you actually do cross the finish line. Maybe I'll whip up some complimentary chili dogs afterwards. Zombies like to eat chili dogs, right? Ha, trick question, everyone loves chili dogs!
Three, two, one, race! Let's go!! See, running around can be loads of fun! Huh? Hey what's the holdup? … … …what? Oh come on! Don't keep staring at me like that! Go go go! This way! Past that start line! Oh man, you guys are kidding me. Tripped over right at the beginning. We're not even going through anywhere super dangerous! I mean sure, you've got the Mess Hall, but you can make it through there with a little effort. Alright, my bad! If you weren't up for it, you should have just told me. So much for this race then. Way past disappointing. Zombies, you guys made dead last place. Next time, try not to live up to your namesake. I feel bad for those toucans though, because I think they placed all their bets on you.
Okay, new plan! We'll have the "fastest camp creature competition"! We'll call them… The Camptown Races! You won't be racing against me, but against yourselves! Sound better? Winner gets those chili dogs I mentioned earlier plus some bragging rights. And a race with me, if you can manage that. Round 2 guys! Ready… set… VO-- I mean, GO!!!
Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me why I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- No speculating about the identity of the applicants!
Character: Machine Banchou (Real Name: AT-KM-100)
Series: Kongou Banchou
Character Age: Meant to appear as a male around 18.
Canon: Modern Japanese society is crumbling; morality is decaying, crime and truancy is on the rise, amongst many other problems. To reform itself, the country requires someone of great strength and charisma to take the reigns. A confidential group of Japan’s officials have organized The 23 Districts Project - a battle royale for the chance to shape the country’s future as the winner pleases. They select only the toughest of people to compete, and assign them each a district to control and the title of “banchou.”
Machine Banchou is a highly intelligent weapon, designed to single-handedly end military conflicts; one of his creators, hungry for power, programmed Machine Banchou to win the 23 Districts Project and create a world of machines that obeyed only his orders. However, though the powers of defeat in shounen manga fight scenes, Machine comes to understand what “life” means and how much he cares about protecting it. Though he still struggles with his own “humanity,” he grows into being self-aware with the help of a little girl named Tsukimi. Described as being similar to a child, he doesn’t understand abstract concepts such as “love” or “soul”, and he is pure-hearted and curious about them. Still, he is initially very analytical and dry in his speech; he first takes data and makes observations from an objective, detached point of view. He also occasionally struggles with conflicting orders and feelings - especially ones where Tsukimi is concerned.
Sample Post:
Current time: 6:02:15 PM. This location is coming up on my GPS as an isolated area, surrounded by what appears to be depictions of male human genitalia. The terrain is swamp, with low levels of radiation coming from the lake; furthermore, a large organic life form is being detected inside it. Query responses for possible species include “dinner,” “large squid,” and “questionable Japanese pornography.” The area is surrounded by an unknown energy. Scans are classifying it as “serious bizness.” This concludes the preliminary data scan. Proceeding to question the locals.
The locals are displaying an anomaly. They are being detected as “dead,” in a state of cardiac arrest and varying levels of decay. Yet they resume movement, even if slightly hindered from muscle loss. Tsukimi said that humans only have one life, and once that is gone, they never come back. Yet... excuse me? May I have a moment? You appear to be lacking a functioning heart, and are coming up on my sensors as dead. Is this common? Most of the people in this area are very similar. Yet you resume functioning, like a living human. How? Please teach me.
My vocal recognition is not able to translate what you are saying… I wish to understand, but there appears to be a language input error. My creators did not program me to recognize any languages other than Japanese and English. I apologize for not having the appropriate language banks necessary for this exchange. One day I will construct another language bank so we may properly communicate.
“Ter...?” I cannot detect your voice. It is too quiet. Please speak clearly and more loudly. “Ter… min…ate…?” No. My orders were “not to fight”, so no terminating. However, my orders also dictate that I must help others, and therefore I may have to... terminate their actions. But isn’t terminating anything going against orders? … No. I stop them. I hold back, and that is acceptable. As long as I “make up with them” after.
I have strayed from my task. Is this “being distracted?” “Going on a tangent?” I apologize, again. I must return to Tsukimi’s side, but I still wish to understand how you retain function like a living human. I will make another attempt to return, but if the energy surrounding this area does not permit it, maybe you can teach me a little more. I would like that. Is that okay?
I’ll be back.
Poll #9641 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 44
In or out?
Character: Rebekah
Series: The Vampire Diaries
Character Age: Around 1000, but she appears to be in her late teens.
Canon: Our story is centered around a girl named Elena Gilbert, who lives in a small town in the U.S.A. After meeting the forever brooding Stefan Salvatore and his brother, Damon, she is thrust into a world filled with vampires, werewolves, and witches. Elena must learn how to deal with the constant threat of the supernatural looming at her back, as well as her normal teenage problems.
Rebekah is one of the original vampires, which makes her far more powerful than the rest of her kind. She is a very fiery being; her actions are mostly dictated by her emotions. She tends to not think, or care, about the consequences of what she does, and she is extremely stubborn in her ways. Impulsive and, at times, violent, Rebekah is definitely one of the last people you would want to piss off unless you have a death wish. She comes across as rather cold because of this, and she will openly mock and offend anyone as she sees fit. She also has a special ability, or a sixth sense, where she is able to detect when people are lying. This leads to her having a difficult time fully trusting others. However, in the end, Rebekah really is like a normal teenage girl who wishes to find a place for herself. But she tends to only focus on her vampiric aspects while ignoring her more human ones. She tries her hardest to be anything but that, using her vampiric side to overshadow the rest of her.
Sample Post:
Recently, I received an invitation to some sort of ball from a guy named Rick A. Mortis. It’s actually a sweet offer, but I’m afraid that zombies aren’t really my type. The last thing I need is a man who will fall to pieces at the tiniest thing—I mean that both figuratively and literally, by the way. Normally I would have just forgotten about the whole thing, but he seemed to have left me a rather disgusting gift along with the invite: A rotting finger.
I am going to ask nicely. Which one of you is Rick? I may be—how do people say it—a monster, but I am not a savage. I do not eat thumbs, or any other body part similar to them. For a moment, I thought that maybe this could be some sort of disgustingly romantic mating ritual your species has. Give your lover a piece of you so that you’ll always be together, and whatnot. While I’m sure that you have made many swoon their decaying heads off, to me this is a sort of threat. Even if it’s not of the violent variety, I’m afraid your actions are threatening my sanity by how revoltingly stupid they are. I suggest revealing yourself before I find you and tear off all your other fingers as well. Maybe I’ll start a collection of them all. I can put them on display in the center of camp, and every time you pass by you can wave at your old appendages with your stump.
However, as fun as all that sounds, tracking down one idiotic zombie will waste more time than he is actually worth. I don’t usually like killing simply for sport like my brother does. But please let that be a warning to you: If you are going to attempt to court me, don’t do it in a way that makes me want to vomit. And this still leaves me without a date for our little party; I’m not one to waste what could possibly be an entertaining evening. But I gave the area a look over, and all the other possible suitors are so . . . dull. I would hardly call getting stuck under a plant or handcuffed to a random stranger romantic, though the latter could be interesting. I think that this camp has tried to bring people together in the most absurd ways that it’s hurting the very definition of love. If I want someone to bloody woo me, I want them to be able to do it properly. Without obnoxious effects, and without decayed limbs.
I do think I have found a possible candidate despite all of this. That overly cheerful fellow on the speaker, I didn’t catch his actual name. I’ve always been a bit fond of those types of heroes in stories, and I think that slaying a dinosaur made out of data is close enough to a dragon. He seems like the exact type of person I need—one where chivalry is a thing that still exists and not something leftover from the past. I suggest taking notes, Rick, because this is how you get a date.
Poll #9642 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 45
In or out?
Character: Izumi Hina
Series: Kamen Rider OOO
Character Age: 18
Canon: 800 years ago, the first Kamen Rider OOO had his alchemists create artificial life. These life-forms, the Greeed, ceaselessly tried to devour as much human desire as possible to fill the void inside themselves before they were sealed off due to the first OOO’s inability to handle the power he sought to control. They were later unsealed by the mysterious Kougami Foundation and Ankh, one of the Greeeds, was so severely damaged he was forced to possess the comatose body of Izumi Shingo. Then, in the heat of the moment, he chose Hino Eiji to be the next Kamen Rider OOO to fight against the rest of the Greeed that were released.
Izumi Hina is Shingo’s younger sister. Although she seems like an ordinary girl, she possesses an almost inhuman upper body strength and is able to lift large objects like vending machines as easily as if they are toys. She is a very understanding person and is able to maintain a steady head when things get tough or complicated. There is also a gentleness to her and she often tries to help others out when she can. However, there are times when her temper gets the best of her, especially when it comes to Ankh. But even though she is constantly at odds with Ankh for possessing her brother’s body, in the end she starts to care about him and believes in him despite all the wrongdoings he’s committed. She is also very dedicated to what she puts her mind to and remains steadfast in achieving her dream of becoming a fashion designer.
Sample Post:
The set is small and the stage isn't as big as I thought it'd be, but I'm pretty sure CFUD'S first ever fashion show will be a success. The workers are a bit drab and gray, but I think they're just really supportive of the modeling cast. It’s a nice show of team spirit for them to dress up like the models too. Though, I'll be honest with you; at first, I didn't want to come here because I wasn't sure if it would be okay to leave my brother behind in Japan. But then I realized that it was something I had to do to make my dreams come true.
So here I am. I knew it would be tough, but you're seriously trying my patience. How many times do I have to tell you? Stripes and polka dots don’t go well together. And honestly, this is the third time I’ve had to tell you but you can’t try your clothes on before we finish your make-up. I know the theme is 'Ghouls and Gals,' but you need more than just a sagging face and gray skin to complete the look that your outfit is designed for. I know it’s hard living up to the expectations placed on you, especially when the fashion world is as tough as it is. But I’m here to make sure things go well for you and to make you look as beautiful as you can be.
After all, it’s not just about modeling and fashion; it’s about believing in yourself too. I was the same way, you know. There were times when things were tough and I didn’t know what to do with myself. I was trying so hard to support my friends, to be there for them, that I forgot about the things that I wanted for myself. But in the end I realized that I wanted to work hard so that we could all be happy. And that’s what you have to do. You have to work hard to show that you have what it takes to shine. My advice? Watch the music video for Thriller on your laptop. If anyone knows how to shine, it’s Michael Jackson.
But before you do that, sit down. I've learned a thing or two about make-up so I can-- ah! I didn’t mean to poke your eye out! This has never happened before; I mean, I’ve broken bones by accident and one time I pushed a tree over with just a small shov-- oh dear, never mind that and just hold on. I'll get help. I remember hearing about the best doctor in camp, Miss Marcy. Please don’t panic. I hear she has the right touch in matters like this.
Poll #9643 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 39
In or out?
Character: Sonic the Hedgehog
Series: Sonic the Hedgehog (Sega Canon)
Character Age: 15
Canon: Sonic the Hedgehog! A long-running video game series about the adventures of a blue hedgehog named Sonic who runs fast. Really fast. He never stays still and is something of a globetrotting vagabond. Along the way, he fights against the likes of the evil Dr. Robotnik/Eggman/Fat man who makes evil death machines to rule the world. Eggman, as he's more often called, kidnaps innocent animals and puts them into robots to sic them onto the unknowing public. That doesn't sit well with Sonic, so he runs off to foil his evil plans all in the name of fun and good!
Sonic is basically the wind personified. Hopping from place to place, he loves exploring. He's upbeat, witty, and sarcastic, but also caring and fights for what's right. And as much as he enjoys adventure and being a super tourist, he gets into trouble even more. Faced with a giant laser about to destroy the Earth? Most people would panic, but not Sonic. He'll grin and get excited and jump right into the fire. He's not always hyper and bouncing off the walls though. He loves to sleep up in weird places and is afflicted with not being able to swim. Very laid-back, the times where he does lose his temper is usually when someone decides to mess with his friends or the world. Then it's time for him to spring into action. Sometimes Sonic does break the fourth wall, but in very small ways.
Sample Post:
So, you guys think you're fast, huh? Hate to break it to you, but you're really not. I know cats out there more agile than you guys. Don't you all know how to race right? Some of you might be missing a couple of… er, limbs here and there but that isn't a good enough excuse. Well don't worry! We can change that if we try hard enough at it! Gotta be something more interesting to do than tearing Camp up a new dirt road. Come on, line up. We're gonna have ourselves a little competitive practice run. Let's get those cows and gorillas in on this too. It'll be fun! You all could use the exercise anyway. And maybe some baths. Now, line up here by this tree! Every good race needs a starting line after all. Come on everyone, step it up!
You dudes all ready? Okay, when I give the signal we're gonna go three times around the entire camp! And at the end there might be a boss battle with that thing in the lake- Marcy's the name, right? First one back here wins! You can take shortcuts if you want, but watch out for those spike traps! They could be bottomless and then you'd be in trouble. I haven't run into any yet, but they're probably lurking around here somewhere. Cutting through the cabins and other buildings is totally legal. Anything goes! You've all been here longer than I have, so you might have a bit of a chance. But not really, 'cause I'm the fastest. It's alright, second place's totally cool too! Not expecting you to make anything else. It'll be a miracle if you actually do cross the finish line. Maybe I'll whip up some complimentary chili dogs afterwards. Zombies like to eat chili dogs, right? Ha, trick question, everyone loves chili dogs!
Three, two, one, race! Let's go!! See, running around can be loads of fun! Huh? Hey what's the holdup? … … …what? Oh come on! Don't keep staring at me like that! Go go go! This way! Past that start line! Oh man, you guys are kidding me. Tripped over right at the beginning. We're not even going through anywhere super dangerous! I mean sure, you've got the Mess Hall, but you can make it through there with a little effort. Alright, my bad! If you weren't up for it, you should have just told me. So much for this race then. Way past disappointing. Zombies, you guys made dead last place. Next time, try not to live up to your namesake. I feel bad for those toucans though, because I think they placed all their bets on you.
Okay, new plan! We'll have the "fastest camp creature competition"! We'll call them… The Camptown Races! You won't be racing against me, but against yourselves! Sound better? Winner gets those chili dogs I mentioned earlier plus some bragging rights. And a race with me, if you can manage that. Round 2 guys! Ready… set… VO-- I mean, GO!!!
Poll #9644 Vote!
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All in
* or that is how rebekah was "spoiled" to be for caroline even if that isn't her storyline at all
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I mean
Hello Rebekah ♥
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I. Yes.
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Edit: I believe that's an all in.
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all iiiiiiin
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ALL INS AGAIN