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Last round!
Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
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NowVOTE. Closed.
Character: Ally Darling
Series: What's Your Number (2011)
Character Age: early 30s
Job: Professional Sex Counselor
Canon: A romantic comedy where the star, Ally Darling, believes what she reads in a women's magazine and swears that she can't have sex with more than twenty people or she will never be able to get married. In a string of hilarious events possible only in romcoms, she enlists the help of her womanizing neighbour to find all her past boyfriends and see if any of them is marriage material. Ultimately, she discovers that the numbers don't matter and that her neighbour is a pretty sweet guy and they hook up and lived happily ever after.
Ally is a ridiculous bundle of hyperactive joy. She's uppity and leaps before she looks and is good at coming up with intricate and ridiculous (and sometimes obvious) lies with the hopes that the world will believe it and she can tiptoe away with her dignity intact. Once she sets her eyes on something, it takes a lot to get her to give up on it or look at it from a different angle. She has mild self confidence issues and ends up falling for any guy who so much as sees a miniscule of good qualities in her. She bounces back quick though and is very much a go-getter. She knows exactly what she wants even though she tends to pick the most ridiculous option to get there first before she realizes there's a saner solution. She's stubborn to the core and will muscle her way through any weirdness in her life with gusto.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Wow. This is exciting. There are more adults here than I expected. [clears throat] Hi there. I'm Ally Darling and I'm going to be your professional sex counsellor from now on. And before any of you get any ideas, that means I'm teaching you how to have sex. Not. Actually. Having sex with you. That's awkward and I think some of you are underaged. Hot. But underaged. Anyway, if you have any sex questions, feel free to direct them my way and I'll answer them to the best of my abilities.
Why are you joining our happy community?
Funny thing. I actually answered a job ad and talked to some guy who looks like a gorilla in a suit. He says they have a vacancy for a professional sex counsellor and I thought, hey! who better to do that job than me, right? I mean I have experience. I know all the dos and don'ts. It's the perfect job for me.
Except he then put a sack over my head and brought me here so I guess this is more of a kidnapping? Either way, as long as I'm getting paid, I'm happy.
... I'm not going to get paid, am I? Shit.
What do you expect from the campers here?
Well behaved. Hopefully. I've been a teenager before so I don't mind if things get a little raunchy. Between them. Not me. I don't do the underaged thing. I draw the line there no matter how hot they are.
What? Sex is banned here? Oh. That sounds normal for a summer camp. Nothing wrong with that. It's a good thing. I can live without sex. I already have a boyfriend so it's not like I'm going to bone just every hot guy I meet.
I'm in purgatory.
What do you expect from the counselors?
How bad can it be, right? It's just a sex ban. I can live without sex. It's not like there are hot guys around here. They're probably already taken or gay.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
Crisis? There's no crisis here. What are you talking about? Why are you asking that question? I am perfectly capable of handling a crisis. I'm a professional!
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
What? I don't know. I'll just let the police handle it. Stop asking me questions. I'm busy right now.
Do you have any deep personal traumas you might inexplicably be compelled to share in this questionnaire? Please describe.
Yes The fact that sex is banned. Even for adults! Why would you do that? That's torture. That's hell. That's ridiculous. I need a lot of ice cream and alcohol. Right now. Lead the way, random stranger! Onwards!
Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me why I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- No speculating about the identity of the applicants!
Now
Character: Ally Darling
Series: What's Your Number (2011)
Character Age: early 30s
Job: Professional Sex Counselor
Canon: A romantic comedy where the star, Ally Darling, believes what she reads in a women's magazine and swears that she can't have sex with more than twenty people or she will never be able to get married. In a string of hilarious events possible only in romcoms, she enlists the help of her womanizing neighbour to find all her past boyfriends and see if any of them is marriage material. Ultimately, she discovers that the numbers don't matter and that her neighbour is a pretty sweet guy and they hook up and lived happily ever after.
Ally is a ridiculous bundle of hyperactive joy. She's uppity and leaps before she looks and is good at coming up with intricate and ridiculous (and sometimes obvious) lies with the hopes that the world will believe it and she can tiptoe away with her dignity intact. Once she sets her eyes on something, it takes a lot to get her to give up on it or look at it from a different angle. She has mild self confidence issues and ends up falling for any guy who so much as sees a miniscule of good qualities in her. She bounces back quick though and is very much a go-getter. She knows exactly what she wants even though she tends to pick the most ridiculous option to get there first before she realizes there's a saner solution. She's stubborn to the core and will muscle her way through any weirdness in her life with gusto.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Wow. This is exciting. There are more adults here than I expected. [clears throat] Hi there. I'm Ally Darling and I'm going to be your professional sex counsellor from now on. And before any of you get any ideas, that means I'm teaching you how to have sex. Not. Actually. Having sex with you. That's awkward and I think some of you are underaged. Hot. But underaged. Anyway, if you have any sex questions, feel free to direct them my way and I'll answer them to the best of my abilities.
Why are you joining our happy community?
Funny thing. I actually answered a job ad and talked to some guy who looks like a gorilla in a suit. He says they have a vacancy for a professional sex counsellor and I thought, hey! who better to do that job than me, right? I mean I have experience. I know all the dos and don'ts. It's the perfect job for me.
Except he then put a sack over my head and brought me here so I guess this is more of a kidnapping? Either way, as long as I'm getting paid, I'm happy.
... I'm not going to get paid, am I? Shit.
What do you expect from the campers here?
Well behaved. Hopefully. I've been a teenager before so I don't mind if things get a little raunchy. Between them. Not me. I don't do the underaged thing. I draw the line there no matter how hot they are.
What? Sex is banned here? Oh. That sounds normal for a summer camp. Nothing wrong with that. It's a good thing. I can live without sex. I already have a boyfriend so it's not like I'm going to bone just every hot guy I meet.
I'm in purgatory.
What do you expect from the counselors?
How bad can it be, right? It's just a sex ban. I can live without sex. It's not like there are hot guys around here. They're probably already taken or gay.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
Crisis? There's no crisis here. What are you talking about? Why are you asking that question? I am perfectly capable of handling a crisis. I'm a professional!
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
What? I don't know. I'll just let the police handle it. Stop asking me questions. I'm busy right now.
Do you have any deep personal traumas you might inexplicably be compelled to share in this questionnaire? Please describe.
Yes The fact that sex is banned. Even for adults! Why would you do that? That's torture. That's hell. That's ridiculous. I need a lot of ice cream and alcohol. Right now. Lead the way, random stranger! Onwards!
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