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Dio Eraclea ([personal profile] unguilded) wrote in [community profile] campfuckuvote2012-03-24 11:29 am

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Fiiiirst round! Have some counselors.

- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me why I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- No speculating about the identity of the applicants!


Character: Saejima Kouga | Garo: The Golden Knight
Series: Garo | Garo: Makai Senki
Character Age: 25
Job: Horror Instructor
Canon: In this world, there is an ancient order called the Makai that has existed for centuries. Within this order there is the Senate, where orders come from and Makai Knights. Makai Knights are warriors that fight against evil to protect the peace and save lives. Their purpose is to fight against Horrors, monsters that manifest from the darkness found within the hearts of humanity. They possess or hunt humans down as their prey, devouring them in a bevy of different ways such as through their shadows or from a lit cigarette. Makai Knights are the only ones able to fight against and destroy these monsters. Combined with the harsh training they must undergo, they are forged into living weapons dedicated to the cause of protecting humanity.

Saejima Kouga fights against Horrors as Garo: the Golden Knight, a figure of respect even among other Makai knights. Kouga spent most of his life training hard to follow in the footsteps of his father, who was the previous Garo. Because of this, he gets little to no exposure to the outside world which causes him to grow up to be a loner. This worsens when his father is killed in battle right in front of his eyes. He becomes even more closed off, single-mindedly dedicating himself to fighting Horrors and saving people's lives. This changes over time, but even with that, he is still ultimately dedicated to battle. He is also very strict, formal and rarely shows his emotions, often wearing a deadpan expression in most situations. However, despite how cold and unattached he acts, he has a noble heart and cares deeply for the sanctity of human life, as well as the people close to him.

Sample Post: Camp Fuck You Die? The name itself is crude and unnecessary. There's no reason why any place should be called that. Especially a camp for training future Makai Knights. How useless. But it doesn't matter, the Senate sent me here to accomplish an important task. It's my duty to follow through with it and do what I must. The job I was given is Horror instructor. The title itself is odd, but I’ve figured out that it means I have to teach the few chosen children in this camp about Horrors and train them in the ways of being a knight.

While this isn’t fighting on the battlefield, training the next generation is an important job nonetheless. If even one of these children can grow up to be a knight then many lives can be saved. To protect the future of those lives, I’ll follow through with this job because they’ll be able to use this training to do such things like protect the barrier surrounding this camp. However, I don't understand why these movies were included with my repertoire; I hardly think something titled 'The Ring' will be educational in this matter. This hockey mask is unnecessary as well. It’s made of cheap plastic and won’t be able to serve as a proper guard against an attack. These things have nothing to do with Horrors.

Never mind that; it's not my job to fix the mistakes camp's staff has made. Instead, let’s get to work. I can already tell that this will be a tough job after looking into the lifeless eyes of some of you. But the basics of what it means to be a knight requires discipline, training and dedication. If I catch any of you slacking off, I’ll make you run 100 laps around camp as punishment. As it is, I don't thi-- you there, stop wandering around and fall into line with the rest! Dallying about like that, what do you think you're accomplishing by distracting your peers? Obviously, you think it's a good thing to be a jokester, don't you? Walking in such an uncoordinated manner, without even a thought on how to balance your movements.

Do you think you'll make it as a Makai Knight that way? You won't. And ripping your arm off and using it to beat your friend isn't- wait, no normal human could do such a thing. Has this camp already been infiltrated? No, there's no time to think. All of you back away from him! Did you think you could fool me with that poor masquerade? It's obvious now that you've taken over one of my students. That dead-eyed look tells me enough, and you calling out for brains just proves that you're a Horror. To devour life force in such a way, a Horror like you shouldn’t exist!

You won't be obtaining any brains today. And don’t think your so-called tentacle mistress can save you!

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Character: Hal Yorke
Series: Being Human (UK)
Character Age: Appears to be in late twenties; around 600 in actuality
Job: Peacekeeper
Canon: Is it possible for a monster to ever truly be human? Three roommates—a ghost, a vampire, and a werewolf—ask themselves this daily. Although the world remains oblivious to their presence, they grapple with what is expected of them. Should they be cruel—or is cruelty just another aspect of humanity? In time, it is clear that their bond with one another is what makes them human. But what if that bond is broken? What if the fact that werewolves and vampires should never cohabitate comes to a head? In the wake of this, the ghost finds herself with two new companions, and the cycle begins again.

The new vampire addition is a bit of an anomaly. While vampires in his world are known for their violent acts, Hal has sought comfort and release in stability. “Release,” in this case, is freedom from the bloodlust, because being a vampire is a lot like being an addict. What Hal wants more than anything is to continue denying blood, and this desire has become ingrained in his very being. As a result, Hal is the very image of a restrained individual: well-spoken, on edge, and incredibly high-strung. He’s somewhat cynical about the world in general and sees it as a place that could be dangerous for the lifestyle that he’s chosen. As one of the older vampires with a reputation for cruelty, it takes much more diligence to hold himself together. Therefore, it’s reasonable to conclude that Hal hasn’t lost his edge. When his control slips, he shows how cruel he can be, outlining exactly how he’ll hurt someone. But Hal has immense self-control. Even if it seems like he might snap at the tiniest thing, he
needs to avoid it. After all, that’s the first step to being human.

Sample Post:

On my way here, I was asked by many a toucan what the world is like outside. It’s not that different. While it is cleaner and stakes claim in a different scent—oil from automobiles takes the place of the marshy aroma—people are just as chaotic as ever. After all, there will always be differences. Differences in size, color, disposition, and even species ensure that this continues on into perpetuity. Occasionally, you’ll find someone nostalgic for the “old days,” a time when enlightened individuals treated one another with dignity and respect while maintaining virtuous lives, but you must realize: it has always been this way. That is why our history books are filled with war and little else. Of course, not everyone hungers for the feeling of warm blood on their hands; not everyone kills. But just think. When was the last time you thought to yourself, “I could kill him,” just because you found a few errant strands of purple fur in your oatmeal? No matter how unlikely it is that you would act on this thought, it still occurs.

But that is why I am here. Don’t worry, I’m more than aware that as gorillas, toucans, zombies, and even robot cows, your war-making abilities haven’t really developed. You’ve tried your best with what you were handed in life. But the deadline has long passed on that. Everything is rather dull now. People are warned on arrival, and quickly enough, they settle in. Even chaos can offer a helpful hand once it becomes a familiar face. This has led to your employer’s discontentment, and she’s recruited my help to install a new evil. Ah, I see that actually has your attention. For me, this “evil” is the very height of nirvana, but for others, it will be the ninth circle of hell. Structure is what all people live without, and it is time to change that. And what’s worse than a daily schedule with no variation day in and day out? After all, what summer camp lacks that in the first place? Of course, I’ve already prepared it, so listen up everyone. There will be hard copies to review when we’re done and I will always have extras. Naturally, my preparations extended to taking your primitive natures into account. Now, let’s begin.

Our revamped days will be set up in blocks of time. There will be three meals, as always, and no snacking in-between. For breakfast, the gorillas will continue in the path that they always have, but they will ensure that everyone arrives in a peaceful manner. Politeness will carry you a long way. After that, it will be time for meditation and release. We’ll let go of our worries; venting will be encouraged if needed. Once everyone has stabilized, I might consider a change to the schedule. But that’s a long way off. After lunch, we will have our physical training. Push-ups, sit-ups, jogs around the line of the barrier ... perhaps a sport will be introduced once everyone is in shape. But none of the undead will be allowed to play, lest one of your limbs accidentally be used as a ball and frighten everyone. Afterward, we’ll have supper, and commence in my extensive cleaning and organization plan. When too fatigued by our busy day, we’ll retire to our beds and spend the last hour rejuvenating our spirits with some poetry. Ah, Blake and Keats have been neglected for far too long.

I see your initial excitement has died down a bit, but I assure you that this is the best method for all of us. Our microsociety could achieve the impossible—a place of absolute peace—and defy what contradicts everyone’s base nature. For so long, I denied that possibility myself, and I would hate to return to that mindset just because you were a little upset with my plan.

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Character: Machi
Series: Hunter x Hunter
Character Age: 24
Job: Cross-stitch Instructor
Canon: A Hunter is a licensed profession for people who want to track down rare items, mysterious places, unidentified animal species, treasure, unwanted criminals, and much more. Hunter x Hunter is about the adventures of four boys who aspire to be Hunters. One of them aims to be a Hunter in order to bring down a gang of thieves with the highest level of bounties: the Phantom Troupe.

The Phantom Troupe steals items ranging from precious antiques to unusual body parts, and fights and kills anyone who gets in their way. Sometimes, when the mood strikes them, they even do philanthropic work. Machi is one of the thirteen members of the troupe. She has a very pensive attitude, and would rather discuss business than have casual conversations. She tends to be straightforward, and will call someone a jerk, or even an idiot when the person she's talking about is right in front of her. She doesn't joke a lot, but will leave sarcastic remarks here and there. Despite her cold attitude, Machi is respected in the troupe for her loyalty, reliability, and sharp intuition. She fights using threads, and is able to manipulate her target like a puppet. Apart from that, she is able to sew wounds and limbs together. Of course, her services come with a price.

Sample Post:

This isn’t the usual type of job I do, but this was the one given to me, so I won’t complain. I’m here to teach everyone the basics of cross-stitching. I was hoping to have an introductory session tomorrow, but since a lot of you have gathered here, I'll do it now. Raise your hands if you have any questions. If your hand falls off, don’t worry. I’ll attach it back for you in exchange for some rare items that can be found here. I’ll take one of those toucan brains, or that pink goo that comes around yearly.

Anyway, let's start. You can't learn cross-stitching unless you're actually doing it. I'll be handing out a simple pattern for all of you to use, along with the threads you need. The pattern tells you what colour you have to use, and each colour has a symbol assigned to it. You can see that the pattern only has three symbols, so you'll only be using three colours. 8 is Predator Green, = is Sunshine Yellow, and > is Tuesday Soup White. For those of you who only have one eye and can't see properly, we're going to be sewing a Marcy pattern.

Marcy's body is pretty easy to do, since it's mostly 8's. The tricky parts are the tentacles, since you need all three colours to make it look like one. You'll need a lot of patience to be able to finish the tentacles, because the pattern is 8=> which requires you to replace your thread after each cross stitch. For the 8===> pattern though, that's one stitch for green, three for yellow, and one for— Oh.

Are people even taking this seriously? First, a class full of zombies. I was able to tolerate that for a while, and now this. I’m sure no one else realized what’s going on with the pattern because you all lack brains... and, apparently, you also lack that. Whatever. I’ll explain it simply. It’s a stupid gag.

—what do you mean you still don’t get it? I don’t have time to explain something like that to you. Stop talking, or I might be forced to sew your mouth shut.

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Character: Izumi Shingo
Series: Kamen Rider OOO
Character Age: 25
Job: Ornithological Counselor
Canon: Eight hundred years ago at the behest of a king, a group of alchemists created beings that feed off of human desire called Greeed and a belt system by which he could control that power called OOO. However, the king abused their power and lost his life and the beings were sealed away until the present day, when they were awakened. After which they promptly blew up a museum, took out an entire platoon of a private police force, and started doing their Greeed thing by gaining power through exploiting human desire. Eiji Hino, inheritor of the OOO belt, is roped into helping stop them by Ankh, a rogue fire-elemental bird Greeed who was incorrectly resurrected and exists only as a right arm.

That’s where Shingo comes in. One of the first police officers on the scene after the Greeeds’ initial rampage, he was left severely injured, unconscious and dying. Ankh takes this opportunity to possess his weakened body and use it to his own ends, but Shingo himself is checked out--mostly. Shingo is awake and aware the whole time Ankh’s in control, but unable to take back possession of his body. Once Ankh is temporarily gone and in trouble, we see the real Shingo, polite and kind, with a strong sense of duty; he’s willing to do anything to help save a civilian, up to and including getting his arm snapped by a lead pipe and, well, crashing a car into a giant monster. He also feels strongly that everyone deserves a chance to have their desires, partially-resurrected bird monsters included. Shingo goes so far as to worry about Ankh, and even after Ankh re-possesses him through the end of the series, he doesn’t seem angry about the whole ordeal afterward. Being forced to observe and do nothing more for nearly a year seemed to mellow him out--any weird situation doesn’t seem to really faze him anymore.

Well, this is quite a welcome. I can’t say I’ve ever been to a camp before, but I wasn’t aware that even one fire-breathing duck would be part of the population, let alone a flock of them. Is the name for a group of ducks still a flock? Either way, it’s still too many fire-breathing ducks to be in my cabin at once, even if it does remind me of home. It’s not the first time I’ve seen your kind, after all.

I thought I was going to be coming here for a new case, and weirder ones tend to be my specialty nowadays, but getting a new job wasn’t quite what I was expecting. ‘Ornithological Counselor,’ huh? Technically, I’ve been doing that while I was possessed for nearly a year anyway, so I don’t see how it’ll be that much of a change of pace, especially if this is a sample. I have to admit, for birds who stay in my room, you’re far more polite than what I’m used to. However, it isn’t very polite to set my things on fire--or me, ow, please stop.

I think, as a counselor, I should be able to talk to you to see why you’re setting everything on fire. Are you upset? Sad or angry? Throwing a temper tantrum because you just haven’t gotten your way? Not that I know what you want, all you’ve done is quack! But still, we should be able to work this out, because I’d really not rather have to use force here. Not that I haven’t been more injured during arrests, but being hurt by ducks is going to be a little harder to explain if I have to type up a report later.

Regardless, I hate to tell you but arson is a crime, and I just watched one of you catch my drapes on fire. ...and my bed, and part of the dresser, and since I don’t see any of you moving to put it out, this sort of property damage is just the last straw. Since I can’t tell which one of you is which, you’re all going to have to go. Still, I’ll offer you two choices. We can do this the hard way, where I take you all in to the station together, or we can do this the easy way, and I’ll take you all out for ice cream. With all this heat it’ll be a nice change of pace, and that’s what birds who spit fire like, right? Either way, you’ll be out of my room and I won’t have to figure out the proper procedure for putting handcuffs on a duck.

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nooohandouts: ([H] Let's not spoil)

[personal profile] nooohandouts 2012-03-24 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
ascendthethorns: (drill)

[personal profile] ascendthethorns 2012-03-24 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'all should hook up with the McAvoys, actually.
nooohandouts: (Like hunting bunny rabbits)

[personal profile] nooohandouts 2012-03-24 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
.... Kinda hot.
runstowardsfire: (I'm not going to say anything about that)

[personal profile] runstowardsfire 2012-03-24 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . One more reason to mentally avoid that section of Camp.
runstowardsfire: (You're tall)

[personal profile] runstowardsfire 2012-03-24 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fine with your relationships--not so fine about thinking about that many people I know getting it on . . . which would be everyone in the that equation.
regretnooothing: (I went to my neighbours yard sale)

[personal profile] regretnooothing 2012-03-24 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
If it eases your mind, I'm not sure about any of this.
regretnooothing: (pic#1554870)

[personal profile] regretnooothing 2012-03-24 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
What am I suppose to think?!
nooohandouts: ([E] Enough with that)

[personal profile] nooohandouts 2012-03-24 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
regretnooothing: (I find me and old pair of underwear)

[personal profile] regretnooothing 2012-03-24 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
If he gets in, I'm halting EVERYTHING.
nooohandouts: ([H] Crappier birds)

[personal profile] nooohandouts 2012-03-24 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
laskfj;sad NOT FAIR
regretnooothing: (pic#2633402)

[personal profile] regretnooothing 2012-03-24 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That's THE ONLY FAIR option.
tearsinnajar: (jumpstart my kaleidoscope heart)

[personal profile] tearsinnajar 2012-03-24 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
All in before I head out the door~
symbological: (Default)

[personal profile] symbological 2012-03-24 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
All in!
nocturnemission: (Oh snap)

[personal profile] nocturnemission 2012-03-24 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
All in. Hooray for democracy!

...I really should vote on WV's account instead.
accepts: (hello sunlight.)

[personal profile] accepts 2012-03-24 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
All in! Shingo, your voice was really great from what I remember of it, and Machi, I enjoyed the set up of the joke in your app a lot.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-24 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Shingo mun here--thank you so much! Voice was something I was really worried about, since one could probably watch all of the scenes where Shingo is on screen in less time than it would take one to read the app, and I really appreciate knowing it came through.
justwannahave: (Default)

[personal profile] justwannahave 2012-03-24 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Voted as Cindy--that was an all in~
esp_not_pms: (Me? Laughing at you? Never)

[personal profile] esp_not_pms 2012-03-24 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
copyrightabuse: (© In your neighborhood)

[personal profile] copyrightabuse 2012-03-24 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
All iiiiin ;w;//!! ♥
woodfortono: (NICE ONE.)

[personal profile] woodfortono 2012-03-24 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Abstain on Shingo, but THE REST IS IN.
trollininthedeep: (How amusing)

[personal profile] trollininthedeep 2012-03-24 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
All in for me~
departea: (Blood+.)

[personal profile] departea 2012-03-24 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)

all in but haaaal
lightningbeetle: (Times ahead let’s dream the same dream)

[personal profile] lightningbeetle 2012-03-24 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
All in~
fruitophile: (Default)

[personal profile] fruitophile 2012-03-24 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
machi mai waifu ♥

Abstain on her, but all in. ♠
butterflybulge: (Default)

[personal profile] butterflybulge 2012-03-24 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
thekingsgambit: (kk that was special)

[personal profile] thekingsgambit 2012-03-24 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Out on Machi.

The voice didn't actually show up until the second-to-last paragraph, as the rest of the app was mostly focused on the gimmick, which didn't really give much of a chance to showcase the voice. Also, it was hard to tell what the voice was supposed to be exactly since only one sentence in the canon mentions that and it's pretty sparing. Once the voice showed up in the penultimate paragraph, it seemed fine and bitchy enough, but idk I think this app would've been more suited to having her barter to teach how to re-attach limbs rather than giving normal lessons. From what I read in the description and how she sounds, it doesn't sound like something she'd do. It reads as too tailored (pardon the pun) to meet the counselor position. I think more creativity could've really made this shine. You're getting in fine so this is more a suggestion for improving I suppose.

All else in.
Edited 2012-03-24 19:41 (UTC)

[personal profile] strooonger 2012-03-24 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)

At last, another chance to use this icon.

All in, abstain on the Garo app.
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[personal profile] redmarksthespot 2012-03-24 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
all in ladies, gents
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[personal profile] shigeharu 2012-03-24 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
All in!