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campfuckuvote2014-09-12 11:59 pm
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Character: Birthday
Series: Hamatora
Character Age: 23
Job: Power Outage Assistant
Canon: Hamatora takes place in an alternate world where select humans possess supernatural abilities called "Minimum". Most Minimum Holders graduated from a special academy called Facultas, where they developed their abilities, and were kept in check at the same time. Amongst its students and graduates are Nice and Murasaki, who later on opened a detective agency called "Hamatora". They based themselves in a small cafe in Yokohama, called "Nowhere", in which they share it with a small odd jobs business run by two other holders named Birthday and Ratio.
Birthday is the brash, loud, and perverted "Electric Shock" Minimum Holder. His ability is manipulating electricity, and is activated by biting something that generates it, such as a taser. He's very cheerful, and carefree; hardly without a smile on his face. His nonchalant nature often gets him into a lot of trouble, whether it's because of his inappropriate and lewd comments, or his dumb pranks. He suffers from an incurable disease which almost killed him when he was a child, and it was that near-death experience that created the friendship between him and Ratio. It's also because of his sickness that he doesn't care much about what he does. He just wants to have fun and enjoy what he can, because he believes that life is too short.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Yoo-hoo! My name's Birthday, and don't you forget it! Here's my number, and just call me when you need your fortune told, or if you need a charger. I'm totally your guy! Actually, just call me when you need anything. I'm pretty flexible when it comes to work.
Oh, and my three sizes? Round, round, and lo— oh god! Please don't come at me—okay, okay, I won't continue!
Why are you joining our happy community?
Uhhh, well. I got a call that this place sometimes gets into some deep shit, and sometimes the power goes out! The Director asked me to come over and fix the generators when that happens. "Power Outage Assistant" sounds fancy, but all it is an electrician, right?
I'll be getting paid well, at least! That's the good side about it. I can't believe i had to leave my poor old Ratio-chan, though! Maybe I should make something explode and get fired, so I can go home? Would that help? Just kidding, I won’t do that.
What do you expect from the campers here?
For the women - mature bodies! That would be the absolute best! Summer's here, so everyone should be wearing short shorts, too. Or even better! Swimsuits! I'll get a job as a pool boy, and they can be all "aaah, Birthday, my swimsuit got untied! Please help me!" Oh… yeah, I'd totally help.
The guys can just… I dunno, just stay where they are. I don't really care about them.
What do you expect from the counselors?
Same answer as the previous question! But any grannies can just stay where they are, too. Not really interested in that kinda thing.
Do you have a five year plan in mind?
Huh! I actually have to think about this one. . .
I’ll just go along with whatever you throw at me, Director. I mean, I don’t want to stay here for that long. My quarters are in the lighthouse where the creepy giant squid is, so a promotion sometime after a year would be nice! Know what I mean?
Buuut, if it can’t be helped, then I’ll just roll with it. ‘course, I’d probably try to fly myself back to Japan, before all that. Sorry in advance!
Do you have any deep personal traumas you might inexplicably be compelled to share in this questionnaire? Please describe.
I guess since it's just us, I can tell you. I mean, this isn't going to make public for everyone to see, right? There's no way a group of people would suddenly watch this interview. I don't want to get laughed at, and I don't want to get judged either! So this is just between you and I, alright? I'll tell you my story.
I was born to a wealthy family… my dad was the mayor and everything! He had a lot of enemies, though. I was kidnapped when I was a kid, because of it. I woke up and found myself in a really dark room. I went to bed so scared that night.
The next day, I woke up and there was a fat guy next to me. I passed out on the floor, and there was a fat guy next to me. He was so smelly! The kind of smell you get when you haven't showered in two days! His stench was so bad, I thought I was in hell. He was probably the son of the vice-mayor… I'm so glad I'm not the vice-mayor's son. Can you imagine how bad I would smell if I was that guy?
I don't think I can ever smell that bad. I don't want it! I don't want it! Get it away from me! Get him away— it's so horrible just trying to remember his stench! Why did I even decide to answer this question?!
. . . Hah! Just kidding. I'm a pretty good actor, aren't I? I was asked to do an acting job once. I think I should take on another request like that again. We should totally make a movie here! And since I’ll be the star, it can be called “Birthday: Fuck U Di—”
… anybody got title suggestions?
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me why I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- No speculating about the identity of the applicants!
Now
Character: Birthday
Series: Hamatora
Character Age: 23
Job: Power Outage Assistant
Canon: Hamatora takes place in an alternate world where select humans possess supernatural abilities called "Minimum". Most Minimum Holders graduated from a special academy called Facultas, where they developed their abilities, and were kept in check at the same time. Amongst its students and graduates are Nice and Murasaki, who later on opened a detective agency called "Hamatora". They based themselves in a small cafe in Yokohama, called "Nowhere", in which they share it with a small odd jobs business run by two other holders named Birthday and Ratio.
Birthday is the brash, loud, and perverted "Electric Shock" Minimum Holder. His ability is manipulating electricity, and is activated by biting something that generates it, such as a taser. He's very cheerful, and carefree; hardly without a smile on his face. His nonchalant nature often gets him into a lot of trouble, whether it's because of his inappropriate and lewd comments, or his dumb pranks. He suffers from an incurable disease which almost killed him when he was a child, and it was that near-death experience that created the friendship between him and Ratio. It's also because of his sickness that he doesn't care much about what he does. He just wants to have fun and enjoy what he can, because he believes that life is too short.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Yoo-hoo! My name's Birthday, and don't you forget it! Here's my number, and just call me when you need your fortune told, or if you need a charger. I'm totally your guy! Actually, just call me when you need anything. I'm pretty flexible when it comes to work.
Oh, and my three sizes? Round, round, and lo— oh god! Please don't come at me—okay, okay, I won't continue!
Why are you joining our happy community?
Uhhh, well. I got a call that this place sometimes gets into some deep shit, and sometimes the power goes out! The Director asked me to come over and fix the generators when that happens. "Power Outage Assistant" sounds fancy, but all it is an electrician, right?
I'll be getting paid well, at least! That's the good side about it. I can't believe i had to leave my poor old Ratio-chan, though! Maybe I should make something explode and get fired, so I can go home? Would that help? Just kidding, I won’t do that.
What do you expect from the campers here?
For the women - mature bodies! That would be the absolute best! Summer's here, so everyone should be wearing short shorts, too. Or even better! Swimsuits! I'll get a job as a pool boy, and they can be all "aaah, Birthday, my swimsuit got untied! Please help me!" Oh… yeah, I'd totally help.
The guys can just… I dunno, just stay where they are. I don't really care about them.
What do you expect from the counselors?
Same answer as the previous question! But any grannies can just stay where they are, too. Not really interested in that kinda thing.
Do you have a five year plan in mind?
Huh! I actually have to think about this one. . .
I’ll just go along with whatever you throw at me, Director. I mean, I don’t want to stay here for that long. My quarters are in the lighthouse where the creepy giant squid is, so a promotion sometime after a year would be nice! Know what I mean?
Buuut, if it can’t be helped, then I’ll just roll with it. ‘course, I’d probably try to fly myself back to Japan, before all that. Sorry in advance!
Do you have any deep personal traumas you might inexplicably be compelled to share in this questionnaire? Please describe.
I guess since it's just us, I can tell you. I mean, this isn't going to make public for everyone to see, right? There's no way a group of people would suddenly watch this interview. I don't want to get laughed at, and I don't want to get judged either! So this is just between you and I, alright? I'll tell you my story.
I was born to a wealthy family… my dad was the mayor and everything! He had a lot of enemies, though. I was kidnapped when I was a kid, because of it. I woke up and found myself in a really dark room. I went to bed so scared that night.
The next day, I woke up and there was a fat guy next to me. I passed out on the floor, and there was a fat guy next to me. He was so smelly! The kind of smell you get when you haven't showered in two days! His stench was so bad, I thought I was in hell. He was probably the son of the vice-mayor… I'm so glad I'm not the vice-mayor's son. Can you imagine how bad I would smell if I was that guy?
I don't think I can ever smell that bad. I don't want it! I don't want it! Get it away from me! Get him away— it's so horrible just trying to remember his stench! Why did I even decide to answer this question?!
. . . Hah! Just kidding. I'm a pretty good actor, aren't I? I was asked to do an acting job once. I think I should take on another request like that again. We should totally make a movie here! And since I’ll be the star, it can be called “Birthday: Fuck U Di—”
… anybody got title suggestions?
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