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Nananananana batmaaaan, batmaaaaaan, battttmaaaannnnn.
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Character: Madison Montgomery
Series: American Horror Story: Coven
Character Age: ~18-20
Canon: American Horror Story is what happens when Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk of Glee! fame decide to write a horror anthology series for cable. Each season focuses on a different location with a completely new set of characters, each of which is snarkier than the last. In the latest series, known as "Coven," the show focuses on a group of young witches in New Orleans at Miss Robichaux's Academy for Exceptional Young Ladies aka "witch school." As the series progresses, they learn to control their powers, bond with one another (for certain definitions of the word "bond"), grow under the watchful eye of their headmistress, blow up teen boys, fight zombies, and try to stay alive while their current Supreme (the queen bee of witches, basically) attempts to ferret out the heir apparent to her position and murder them for their vitality. It's rough out here for a witch.
Madison Montgomery is one of the young witches at Miss Robichaux's Academy. A party girl and Hollywood starlet, school is essentially rehab for her, as her telekinetic powers might have led to the death of a demanding director ("The light hit him just fine."). Madison is self-centered and appears to have an incredibly high opinion of herself. She's a girl who is keenly aware of how attractive she is and uses it to her advantage. She can be vulnerable; after a certain incident occurs, she notes that she has difficulty feeling things and would give anything just to feel again. Madison's defining characteristics are her vanity and her snark. Furthermore, she isn't the most politically correct, lacking a serious mind-to-mouth filter when it comes to other people's feelings. While she may not be as powerful as some of the other witches — though it seems her powers are beginning to flourish — she is always ready and able to fire back with a quip.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Are you freaking serious? Why am I even filling this thing out? Get off your ass and look me up on Wikipedia. Here, I'll even read it for you: "Madison Montgomery is a two-time Teen Choice Award-winning actress who has recently dropped out of the public eye and entered a rehab facility." — bullshit, by the way. "While she commands an astounding $7 million figure per picture, rumors state that this deadly diva—"
You know what, fuck Wikipedia. I'm Madison Montgomery, actress. You should have heard of me by now. I'm awesome like that.
Why are you joining our happy community?
Happy. Right. Have you seen this god-forsaken shithole? I thought I'd seen backwoods incest RenFairs before and then I saw this place. Look, I got told it was some school-condoned "field trip," but like I'm going to believe the latest crock of shit they're feeding me there. Is this some kind of set? Because your production values are shit and I know it's in my contract that a hot, greased-up dude is supposed to be handing me a latte every hour on the hour.
Why are you a valuable asset to this camp?
Uh. Have you met me? I'm super hot and I have killer legs. Not to mention a vagina, which you seriously seem to be lacking around here.
What do you expect from the campers here?
Is this a summer camp? Seriously? Whatever. I'm not nine anymore, this is bullshit. I'm expecting a bunch of inexperienced virgins bitching about their feelings. Boo freaking hoo. Happy?
What do you expect from the counselors?
To get laid.
... excuse me? How the hell do you ban that?
Can you swim? Yes. Christ, what kind of camp are you running here? Do you just pass out floaties to the poor bastards who can't? On second thought, I'd pay to see that. Dibs on popping the nearest fat kid's water wings.
- Could you still do it under extreme distress? Look, you don't hire me to play "Hot Female Swim Victim B." And just so you know? Baywatch reboots are so beneath me.
-- While dragging someone else to shore? I just told you, I'm not doing Bayshit even though I do look super hot in a bikini.
--- While something, let’s say a tentacle, tries to drag you under? — what the hell?
---- How would you handle that situation? One, I'd call bullshit on the whole thing. Two, I'm pretty fucking sure this is a breach of contract here. Your gangly, sickly gopher boy does not count as a hot piece of latte delivery man meat, okay? We crossed the contract breaching bridge a long time ago. Three, I don't do B-movies. Go call some fossil who doesn't mind flashing her fake boobs for a buck. I hear Katherine Heigl's desperate.
Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me why I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- No speculating about the identity of the applicants!
Now
Character: Madison Montgomery
Series: American Horror Story: Coven
Character Age: ~18-20
Canon: American Horror Story is what happens when Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk of Glee! fame decide to write a horror anthology series for cable. Each season focuses on a different location with a completely new set of characters, each of which is snarkier than the last. In the latest series, known as "Coven," the show focuses on a group of young witches in New Orleans at Miss Robichaux's Academy for Exceptional Young Ladies aka "witch school." As the series progresses, they learn to control their powers, bond with one another (for certain definitions of the word "bond"), grow under the watchful eye of their headmistress, blow up teen boys, fight zombies, and try to stay alive while their current Supreme (the queen bee of witches, basically) attempts to ferret out the heir apparent to her position and murder them for their vitality. It's rough out here for a witch.
Madison Montgomery is one of the young witches at Miss Robichaux's Academy. A party girl and Hollywood starlet, school is essentially rehab for her, as her telekinetic powers might have led to the death of a demanding director ("The light hit him just fine."). Madison is self-centered and appears to have an incredibly high opinion of herself. She's a girl who is keenly aware of how attractive she is and uses it to her advantage. She can be vulnerable; after a certain incident occurs, she notes that she has difficulty feeling things and would give anything just to feel again. Madison's defining characteristics are her vanity and her snark. Furthermore, she isn't the most politically correct, lacking a serious mind-to-mouth filter when it comes to other people's feelings. While she may not be as powerful as some of the other witches — though it seems her powers are beginning to flourish — she is always ready and able to fire back with a quip.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Are you freaking serious? Why am I even filling this thing out? Get off your ass and look me up on Wikipedia. Here, I'll even read it for you: "Madison Montgomery is a two-time Teen Choice Award-winning actress who has recently dropped out of the public eye and entered a rehab facility." — bullshit, by the way. "While she commands an astounding $7 million figure per picture, rumors state that this deadly diva—"
You know what, fuck Wikipedia. I'm Madison Montgomery, actress. You should have heard of me by now. I'm awesome like that.
Why are you joining our happy community?
Happy. Right. Have you seen this god-forsaken shithole? I thought I'd seen backwoods incest RenFairs before and then I saw this place. Look, I got told it was some school-condoned "field trip," but like I'm going to believe the latest crock of shit they're feeding me there. Is this some kind of set? Because your production values are shit and I know it's in my contract that a hot, greased-up dude is supposed to be handing me a latte every hour on the hour.
Why are you a valuable asset to this camp?
Uh. Have you met me? I'm super hot and I have killer legs. Not to mention a vagina, which you seriously seem to be lacking around here.
What do you expect from the campers here?
Is this a summer camp? Seriously? Whatever. I'm not nine anymore, this is bullshit. I'm expecting a bunch of inexperienced virgins bitching about their feelings. Boo freaking hoo. Happy?
What do you expect from the counselors?
To get laid.
... excuse me? How the hell do you ban that?
Can you swim? Yes. Christ, what kind of camp are you running here? Do you just pass out floaties to the poor bastards who can't? On second thought, I'd pay to see that. Dibs on popping the nearest fat kid's water wings.
- Could you still do it under extreme distress? Look, you don't hire me to play "Hot Female Swim Victim B." And just so you know? Baywatch reboots are so beneath me.
-- While dragging someone else to shore? I just told you, I'm not doing Bayshit even though I do look super hot in a bikini.
--- While something, let’s say a tentacle, tries to drag you under? — what the hell?
---- How would you handle that situation? One, I'd call bullshit on the whole thing. Two, I'm pretty fucking sure this is a breach of contract here. Your gangly, sickly gopher boy does not count as a hot piece of latte delivery man meat, okay? We crossed the contract breaching bridge a long time ago. Three, I don't do B-movies. Go call some fossil who doesn't mind flashing her fake boobs for a buck. I hear Katherine Heigl's desperate.
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