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Character: Vol’jin
Series: World of Warcraft
Character Age: Adult (probably over 30?)
Job: Posture Coach
Canon:
The MMORPG World of Warcraft, and it’s accompanying novels, short stories, and comics, tell the story of Azeroth, a world in constant upheaval. Much of it’s conflict involves clashes between two major factions of it’s inhabitants. One side is the Alliance, which includes, among other races, humans, dwarves, gnomes, and night elves. The other is the Horde, comprised of orcs, trolls (of the Darkspear Tribe), a group of free-willed undead called the Forsaken, the minotaur-like tauren, goblins, and blood elves. While at first glance this may appear to be a classic case of good versus evil, there is actually both good and evil, as well as plenty of the grey-area in between, to be found in both factions.
Vol’jin is chieftain of the Darkspear trolls and, for many years, was a trusted advisor to the former Warchief of the Horde. While he is far from being a pacifist, Vol’jin does not seek war where it is not necessary. His choices are always made for the good of his Darkspear people and, by extension, for the good of the Horde, even if it means making personal sacrifices himself. Cunning and patient, Vol’jin is the type to wait and plan quietly in the shadows until just the right moment to strike. Of course, he is also prepared to take more blatant action if need be. When the new Warchief of the Horde turns out to be more bloodthirsty conqueror than honorable leader, Vol’jin is the one to gather like-minded Horde heroes, and even summon the aid of the Alliance, to lay siege to the Horde’s capital city and overthrow him. While Vol’jin is fiercely loyal to those who have earned it, he is a deadly foe to those who have earned his ire. Of course, Vol’jin is not all serious, all the time. He has his own dark sense of humor.
Note: Vol’jin, like all trolls in WoW, speaks with a cheesy “Caribbean” accent.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
You call me here without knowin’ who I be? Well, I’ll humor you a while, anyway. I be Vol’jin of the Darkspear, son of Sen’jin of the Darkspear. That not enough? In that case, I be likin’ music and long raptor rides on the beach. You be wantin’ my tusk measurements next?
Why are you joining our happy community?
I ain’t joinin’ no happy communities, mon. I heard there be a bunch a trolls in this camp in need of some leadership. I be plenty busy, but I ain’t the type to ignore my people if they be needin’ me. But when I get here, what do I find? Just a bunch of Forsaken shufflin’ around and moanin’ “lol u mad bro.” What kind of trick this be?
Now don’t go mistakin’ me, the Forsaken be part of the Horde as much as any troll, but these ones don’t look like they be ready for anything old Vol’jin can teach them. Somebody ought ta send them out to kill something nice and easy, like baby spiders, for a while. After that maybe they be ready for something more advanced. Something like adolescent spiders, ya?
What is your job here at CFUD? What do you think that means?
Apparently my job be “Posture Coach.” I’m pretty sure that mean somebody out there think they be a real joker, pokin’ fun at how a troll don’t stand all upright like some do. They can have their laughs, though. I ain’t ashamed a havin’ troll posture. What else I be, but a troll?
Or maybe that’s what you be wantin’, ya? All you folks got backaches from keepin’ your spines all stretched out all the time. Well, leave it to old Vol’jin. I can get your backbones nice and stooped over in no time.
Can you perform a flawless headshot? If not, and if your life depended on it, how many hours a week would you be willing to spend on the shooting range?
What kind of Shadow Hunter I be if I can’t even make a simple head shot? That’s the sort of stuff a proper troll be learnin’ as a welp.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
Of course I be good in a crisis. That ain’t nothing new to me. I fought in enough wars, and those that ain’t be good in a war be dead in one.
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
Ha! When ain’t the world about to end, mon? What sort of crisis you got going on around here, to make you trick me into coming? Mad dragons? Otherworldly demons? Or maybe those tentacles I seen off the coast have something to do with it. I see how it is; you got a problem with an Old God, ya? Well, get in line, mon, you ain’t be the first.
Character: Matsuoka Rin
Series: Free! Iwatobi Swim Club
Character Age: 17
Canon: Free is the story of four boys that bonded as children over their passion for swimming and reunite as teenagers only to realize that one of them has changed for the worse. The story follows the creation of the Iwatobi Swim Club and the efforts of the three remaining boys to find out what swimming and friendship means to each other. Along the way, they must clash with their former friend, who no longer wants anything to do with them, and find a fourth member for their team to compete.
Matsuoka Rin is the former friend who befriended the three when he was young and idealistic. Soon after, Rin went to Australia to train to become an Olympic swimmer. Following several disappointments there, he returned to Japan much more sullen and bitter toward companionship. Having forever viewed one of the boys, Haruka, as his true rival, Rin is convinced that the only way he can ever reach his goal is by defeating Haru. Rin is smart, driven, very competitive and willing to work hard for his goals. He often presents himself as aggressive and sharp-tongued, which is a result of his secret low self-esteem. But past the snappish front, Rin is incredibly sentimental and cares deeply about his friends.
I am taking Rin from the end of the series, where he is less bitter but still a fierce competitor.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
This again? Really, there are more interesting ways to start an interview. It's obvious we're here to talk about swimming so I'll just cover that so we can get right down to this special training. Matsuoka Rin. Second year at Samezuka High. I've been swimming since elementary school and specialize in freestyle and butterfly. My dream is to compete in the Olympics. Does that work?
Why are you joining our happy community?
Huh? That's one strange way to describe a training program... Like I said, you've earned a bit of a reputation for yourself as a camp that pushes trainees to their limits in terms of endurance and adaptability. The magazines can't shut up about it. So I figure there has to be something impressive here. I promised the captain that I'd put everything I have into the team this year so I'm looking for the best training there is. I'm going to be pissed if I flew all the way out here for something mediocre. But if your setup is as good as they say, Haru's going to have a lot of catching up to do after this.
What do you expect from your camp experience?
I expect it to live up to its reputation. Your motto is calculation, focus, unity and discipline, right? Those are all important elements of competitive swimming so I can't argue with that. Plus, the articles mentioned something about an extreme water challenge that requires unique skills to overcome. What's all that about? Well, whatever it is, I can take it on!
What would you consider to be your “soul” animal and why? (this is for purely scientific purposes and will not have consequences during your stay at all. Trust us! :))
What does any of that have to do with swimming? Nobody said this application was going to involve any inkblot crap. I don't even know. If I had to guess, I'd say... a shark? It's Samezuka's symbol and I used to like them I was a kid. Are you going somewhere with this?
Can you swim? Y/N
... Hey. Have you been listening at all?
- Could you still do it under extreme distress? Y/N
Are you ignoring me? Tch, sure. You have to be able to block out everything else and only focus on your goal if you want to succeed.
-- While dragging someone else to shore? Y/N
What? Probably. Does this have to do with the extreme water challenge?
--- While something, let’s say a tentacle, tries to drag you under? Y/N
EXCUSE ME? What sort of perverted scam are you running here? Nagisa, is that you?
Character: Honey Kisaragi
Series: Cutie Honey: The Live
Character Age: 16
Canon: Distraught at the loss of his beloved daughter Honey, Professor Kisaragi chose worthwhile candidates, girls with the same birthday as hers, to try and rebuild her in cyborg form. Installed with the Honey System, these girls are capable of creating objects out of thin air - weapons, clothing, money, anything at all. It is this power which allows these girls to transform into heroines utilizing all of their super strength, intelligence, and fantastic healing powers. At least, that was the intent. But when it became obvious that those girls' systems were blighted with imperfection, Professor Kisaragi scrapped the idea and built an android daughter instead.
This Honey is an extremely upbeat, overly excitable and cheerful extrovert with a passionate love of fun and friendship. She is also amazingly empty-headed and lacking in common sense for someone with a genius IQ, though she sort of makes up for with sheer determination. Putting a bright spin on things is Honey's specialty. She never thinks twice in any situation, least of all when jumping to save someone from possible danger. For Honey, the things that really matter are having friends and getting to play. When push comes to shove she can more than act her age, but the immature streak never quite vanishes. This is a girl who dances around in utter joy when she gets an answer right in class or when she slams into a bad guy with her boobs. Or butt. Or both! But at least with the evil organization Panther Claw lurking in the shadows, there's no shortage of exciting things for her to contend with.
Survey:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Hiiii! I'm Kisaragi Honey! It's great to meet you. I'm good at studying and fighting. Oh and eating too, and gym class, and brain surgery. So there are a lot of things that we can do together! Let's get along, okay? Friends should get along, and that's what we are now. Because we met we can be friends forever! Isn't that great? Now we can do everything together! Like, um ... what do you do here, anyway? Eugh, it smells bad too. Maybe I should be a garbageman and help clean up soon.
Oh well. Hey, do you want to hold hands?
Why are you joining our happy community?
Yes! Because I was told to! The letter I got said that this was the happiest place on Earth, and that I was only going to get a free pass if I came right away, so I packed up everything important and did just that. It also said that there was going to be a special prize for whoever came in first place in the Tuesday Food Eating Contest! So I made sure to come hungry to seal my victory.
Can you swim? Y/N Yes! Yes yes yes yes! I’m good at it too!
- Could you still do it under extreme distress? Y/N ... Yes?
-- While dragging someone else to shore? Y/N Dragging someone else? Wait, but that means... It's a rescue mission! All right, leave it to me! I'll be the best swimmer you've ever seen!
--- While something, let’s say a tentacle, tries to drag you under? Y/N Iyaaaa~n! How bold.
---- How would you handle that situation? What do you mean? It's easy. Just swim and carry the other person until they're rescued! And if anybody has a problem with that, they have to go through me! Any tentacles can just wait their turn.
If there was a good dog and a criminal both hanging from a cliff and you could only save one, which would you save and why?
Why not both? I’m strong enough to carry both of them together all the way down. We’ll probably even be friends once we get to the bottom of the cliff too, and Mr. Criminal will say thank you and he and the dog will live together. Or maybe the dog will learn to be a criminal too. Well, at least they wouldn’t be lonely!
Are you sure you’re a genius?
Of course! Just test me.
Fine. What’s the numerical value of pi?
Three point one four one five nine two six five three five eight nine seven nine three two three eight four six two six four three three eight three two seven nine five zero two eight eight four one...
If you shut up now, you’ll win a cookie.
Hurray! I won, I won, I won! This really is the happiest place on Earth!
Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me why I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- No speculating about the identity of the applicants!
Now
Character: Vol’jin
Series: World of Warcraft
Character Age: Adult (probably over 30?)
Job: Posture Coach
Canon:
The MMORPG World of Warcraft, and it’s accompanying novels, short stories, and comics, tell the story of Azeroth, a world in constant upheaval. Much of it’s conflict involves clashes between two major factions of it’s inhabitants. One side is the Alliance, which includes, among other races, humans, dwarves, gnomes, and night elves. The other is the Horde, comprised of orcs, trolls (of the Darkspear Tribe), a group of free-willed undead called the Forsaken, the minotaur-like tauren, goblins, and blood elves. While at first glance this may appear to be a classic case of good versus evil, there is actually both good and evil, as well as plenty of the grey-area in between, to be found in both factions.
Vol’jin is chieftain of the Darkspear trolls and, for many years, was a trusted advisor to the former Warchief of the Horde. While he is far from being a pacifist, Vol’jin does not seek war where it is not necessary. His choices are always made for the good of his Darkspear people and, by extension, for the good of the Horde, even if it means making personal sacrifices himself. Cunning and patient, Vol’jin is the type to wait and plan quietly in the shadows until just the right moment to strike. Of course, he is also prepared to take more blatant action if need be. When the new Warchief of the Horde turns out to be more bloodthirsty conqueror than honorable leader, Vol’jin is the one to gather like-minded Horde heroes, and even summon the aid of the Alliance, to lay siege to the Horde’s capital city and overthrow him. While Vol’jin is fiercely loyal to those who have earned it, he is a deadly foe to those who have earned his ire. Of course, Vol’jin is not all serious, all the time. He has his own dark sense of humor.
Note: Vol’jin, like all trolls in WoW, speaks with a cheesy “Caribbean” accent.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
You call me here without knowin’ who I be? Well, I’ll humor you a while, anyway. I be Vol’jin of the Darkspear, son of Sen’jin of the Darkspear. That not enough? In that case, I be likin’ music and long raptor rides on the beach. You be wantin’ my tusk measurements next?
Why are you joining our happy community?
I ain’t joinin’ no happy communities, mon. I heard there be a bunch a trolls in this camp in need of some leadership. I be plenty busy, but I ain’t the type to ignore my people if they be needin’ me. But when I get here, what do I find? Just a bunch of Forsaken shufflin’ around and moanin’ “lol u mad bro.” What kind of trick this be?
Now don’t go mistakin’ me, the Forsaken be part of the Horde as much as any troll, but these ones don’t look like they be ready for anything old Vol’jin can teach them. Somebody ought ta send them out to kill something nice and easy, like baby spiders, for a while. After that maybe they be ready for something more advanced. Something like adolescent spiders, ya?
What is your job here at CFUD? What do you think that means?
Apparently my job be “Posture Coach.” I’m pretty sure that mean somebody out there think they be a real joker, pokin’ fun at how a troll don’t stand all upright like some do. They can have their laughs, though. I ain’t ashamed a havin’ troll posture. What else I be, but a troll?
Or maybe that’s what you be wantin’, ya? All you folks got backaches from keepin’ your spines all stretched out all the time. Well, leave it to old Vol’jin. I can get your backbones nice and stooped over in no time.
Can you perform a flawless headshot? If not, and if your life depended on it, how many hours a week would you be willing to spend on the shooting range?
What kind of Shadow Hunter I be if I can’t even make a simple head shot? That’s the sort of stuff a proper troll be learnin’ as a welp.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
Of course I be good in a crisis. That ain’t nothing new to me. I fought in enough wars, and those that ain’t be good in a war be dead in one.
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
Ha! When ain’t the world about to end, mon? What sort of crisis you got going on around here, to make you trick me into coming? Mad dragons? Otherworldly demons? Or maybe those tentacles I seen off the coast have something to do with it. I see how it is; you got a problem with an Old God, ya? Well, get in line, mon, you ain’t be the first.
Poll #14819 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 22
In or out?
Character: Matsuoka Rin
Series: Free! Iwatobi Swim Club
Character Age: 17
Canon: Free is the story of four boys that bonded as children over their passion for swimming and reunite as teenagers only to realize that one of them has changed for the worse. The story follows the creation of the Iwatobi Swim Club and the efforts of the three remaining boys to find out what swimming and friendship means to each other. Along the way, they must clash with their former friend, who no longer wants anything to do with them, and find a fourth member for their team to compete.
Matsuoka Rin is the former friend who befriended the three when he was young and idealistic. Soon after, Rin went to Australia to train to become an Olympic swimmer. Following several disappointments there, he returned to Japan much more sullen and bitter toward companionship. Having forever viewed one of the boys, Haruka, as his true rival, Rin is convinced that the only way he can ever reach his goal is by defeating Haru. Rin is smart, driven, very competitive and willing to work hard for his goals. He often presents himself as aggressive and sharp-tongued, which is a result of his secret low self-esteem. But past the snappish front, Rin is incredibly sentimental and cares deeply about his friends.
I am taking Rin from the end of the series, where he is less bitter but still a fierce competitor.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
This again? Really, there are more interesting ways to start an interview. It's obvious we're here to talk about swimming so I'll just cover that so we can get right down to this special training. Matsuoka Rin. Second year at Samezuka High. I've been swimming since elementary school and specialize in freestyle and butterfly. My dream is to compete in the Olympics. Does that work?
Why are you joining our happy community?
Huh? That's one strange way to describe a training program... Like I said, you've earned a bit of a reputation for yourself as a camp that pushes trainees to their limits in terms of endurance and adaptability. The magazines can't shut up about it. So I figure there has to be something impressive here. I promised the captain that I'd put everything I have into the team this year so I'm looking for the best training there is. I'm going to be pissed if I flew all the way out here for something mediocre. But if your setup is as good as they say, Haru's going to have a lot of catching up to do after this.
What do you expect from your camp experience?
I expect it to live up to its reputation. Your motto is calculation, focus, unity and discipline, right? Those are all important elements of competitive swimming so I can't argue with that. Plus, the articles mentioned something about an extreme water challenge that requires unique skills to overcome. What's all that about? Well, whatever it is, I can take it on!
What would you consider to be your “soul” animal and why? (this is for purely scientific purposes and will not have consequences during your stay at all. Trust us! :))
What does any of that have to do with swimming? Nobody said this application was going to involve any inkblot crap. I don't even know. If I had to guess, I'd say... a shark? It's Samezuka's symbol and I used to like them I was a kid. Are you going somewhere with this?
Can you swim? Y/N
... Hey. Have you been listening at all?
- Could you still do it under extreme distress? Y/N
Are you ignoring me? Tch, sure. You have to be able to block out everything else and only focus on your goal if you want to succeed.
-- While dragging someone else to shore? Y/N
What? Probably. Does this have to do with the extreme water challenge?
--- While something, let’s say a tentacle, tries to drag you under? Y/N
EXCUSE ME? What sort of perverted scam are you running here? Nagisa, is that you?
Poll #14820 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 21
In or out?
Character: Honey Kisaragi
Series: Cutie Honey: The Live
Character Age: 16
Canon: Distraught at the loss of his beloved daughter Honey, Professor Kisaragi chose worthwhile candidates, girls with the same birthday as hers, to try and rebuild her in cyborg form. Installed with the Honey System, these girls are capable of creating objects out of thin air - weapons, clothing, money, anything at all. It is this power which allows these girls to transform into heroines utilizing all of their super strength, intelligence, and fantastic healing powers. At least, that was the intent. But when it became obvious that those girls' systems were blighted with imperfection, Professor Kisaragi scrapped the idea and built an android daughter instead.
This Honey is an extremely upbeat, overly excitable and cheerful extrovert with a passionate love of fun and friendship. She is also amazingly empty-headed and lacking in common sense for someone with a genius IQ, though she sort of makes up for with sheer determination. Putting a bright spin on things is Honey's specialty. She never thinks twice in any situation, least of all when jumping to save someone from possible danger. For Honey, the things that really matter are having friends and getting to play. When push comes to shove she can more than act her age, but the immature streak never quite vanishes. This is a girl who dances around in utter joy when she gets an answer right in class or when she slams into a bad guy with her boobs. Or butt. Or both! But at least with the evil organization Panther Claw lurking in the shadows, there's no shortage of exciting things for her to contend with.
Survey:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Hiiii! I'm Kisaragi Honey! It's great to meet you. I'm good at studying and fighting. Oh and eating too, and gym class, and brain surgery. So there are a lot of things that we can do together! Let's get along, okay? Friends should get along, and that's what we are now. Because we met we can be friends forever! Isn't that great? Now we can do everything together! Like, um ... what do you do here, anyway? Eugh, it smells bad too. Maybe I should be a garbageman and help clean up soon.
Oh well. Hey, do you want to hold hands?
Why are you joining our happy community?
Yes! Because I was told to! The letter I got said that this was the happiest place on Earth, and that I was only going to get a free pass if I came right away, so I packed up everything important and did just that. It also said that there was going to be a special prize for whoever came in first place in the Tuesday Food Eating Contest! So I made sure to come hungry to seal my victory.
Can you swim? Y/N Yes! Yes yes yes yes! I’m good at it too!
- Could you still do it under extreme distress? Y/N ... Yes?
-- While dragging someone else to shore? Y/N Dragging someone else? Wait, but that means... It's a rescue mission! All right, leave it to me! I'll be the best swimmer you've ever seen!
--- While something, let’s say a tentacle, tries to drag you under? Y/N Iyaaaa~n! How bold.
---- How would you handle that situation? What do you mean? It's easy. Just swim and carry the other person until they're rescued! And if anybody has a problem with that, they have to go through me! Any tentacles can just wait their turn.
If there was a good dog and a criminal both hanging from a cliff and you could only save one, which would you save and why?
Why not both? I’m strong enough to carry both of them together all the way down. We’ll probably even be friends once we get to the bottom of the cliff too, and Mr. Criminal will say thank you and he and the dog will live together. Or maybe the dog will learn to be a criminal too. Well, at least they wouldn’t be lonely!
Are you sure you’re a genius?
Of course! Just test me.
Fine. What’s the numerical value of pi?
Three point one four one five nine two six five three five eight nine seven nine three two three eight four six two six four three three eight three two seven nine five zero two eight eight four one...
If you shut up now, you’ll win a cookie.
Hurray! I won, I won, I won! This really is the happiest place on Earth!
Poll #14821 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 20
In or out?