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what's a plurk? it's like twitter. so i got twerked?!
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Character: Ruby Rose
Series: RWBY
Character Age: 15
Canon: On the planet Remnant are Huntsmen and Huntresses fighting to keep monsters and other evils at bay. Beacon Academy is one of the combat schools that fine-tunes these fighters. Its students are sorted into four-man teams that stay together for all four years of their education. Ruby Rose is the leader of well… Team RWBY! Although she was placed into Beacon two years early, Ruby still has a lot of growing up to do before she becomes a Huntress. At least she’s in good company with her teammates and other students who have their own issues to work out before they can become professional monster-slayers.
Ruby is enthusiastic, innocent, and wears her heart on her sleeve. When she’s excited or nervous, she sometimes babbles at what feels like a hundred words a second. She’s also impulsive, socially awkward, and her innocence turns into naivety at times. So despite her potential to be a great Huntress, it’s easy to see she’s still a child. Because she’s aware of her social awkwardness, Ruby doesn’t like being the center of attention. She’s much more confident eviscerating bloodthirsty monsters than meeting new people by herself. Her ability to think on the fly shines through though and in the end, she just wants to help. It probably helps she wields a scythe/sniper rifle hybrid weapon that’s taller than her too.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
I’m Ruby Rose, first-year student at Beacon Academy, huntress-in-training, and leader for Team RWBY. And this here is Crescent Rose! It’s a customizable high-impact sniper-scythe that I made myself.
Why are you joining our happy community?
Beacon offered this free weeklong trip to Camp For the Un-Daunted as extra credit and my team and I agreed we might as well. After all we’re undaunted too and it doesn’t hurt to have a little extra training no matter what level you’re at. I mean we were already doing great as a team but there’s always room for improvement somewhere and we usually don’t get to go this far out for school so I thought, “Well, it’ll be almost like a vacation for us” except so much more productive and help us out in the long term. We’re really excited to be here since it sounds like your place really can “level up” our skills like your brochures said and even your little white bears have been cute and helpful too!
What do you expect from the campers here?
I heard there’s been all kinds of great people who came here. Some of them sound like they came straight out of books I’ve read about heroes and saving the day. And it’s amazing that you’ve had heroes here who are at the “super” level! I’m hoping after this visit that I’m closer to being like that.
Everybody here may come from different backgrounds but I’m also hoping that since we’re all going to be here then we have to understand each other and help each other out.
Do you work better by yourself or with others?
Well, I’ve worked by myself a lot. But ever since I entered Beacon I’ve learned what it means to be part of a team and the responsibilities of being a leader. So I guess in a way I can do both.
Can you perform a flawless headshot? If not, and if your life depended on it, how many hours a week would you be willing to spend on the shooting range?
Of course! I’ve done it millions of times now! And even though my record’s great I don’t mind practicing some more. It’s good for me.
By yourself can you perform flawless headshots while running away from a horde of monsters?
Yep. I’ve been in those kinds of situations before. I’ve shot at dozens of monsters in one go. I’ve even fought monsters 20 times as big as me with my team. Whatever camp throws at me I can take care of it. This weeklong visit will be worthwhile!
Character: Hannah
Series: Rat Queens
Character Age: Adult
Job: Exterminator
Canon: The town of Palisade has a problem. The issue isn't that it's besieged by trolls and goblins and assassins well versed in the dark magical arts (though all of those are, of course, something of a concern to the local watch). No, it's that the local mercenary bands that they've kept around to eliminate those trolls and goblins and assassins are the worst citizens ever. The worst offenders are a group of ladies who call themselves the Rat Queens. Destructive, loud, and drunk out of their minds most nights out of the week, the Queens have nevertheless never met a challenge they couldn't beat. That is, until someone in Palisade decides they've had enough and starts to take out the mercenary bands one by one....
Hannah is the leader of the Queens. Foul-mouthed, aggressive, and prone to irresponsible life choices, Hannah's usually the one starting the bar brawls and coming up with the crazy plans that get the Queens in trouble. She's also not the most friendly person to be around, usually dismissive of the other mercenaries, the townspeople, and anything she finds too happy and joyful in general. Luckily she has some serious magical abilities or her snark would almost certainly have gotten her killed by now. Hannah's not all bad, of course— she's incredibly loyal and protective of her friends, even if she does threaten to kill them every time they tell her how much they love her.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Hannah. Mage extraordinaire and leader of the finest fucking mercenaries you'll find this side of the sea. And that'd be the Rat Queens, in case you've got cock for brains.
Why are you joining our happy community?
Ughhh, no. I'm not joining anything. I'm just here about your godsdammned vermin problem. If anyone interrupts my slaughter spree to talk about their lovely spring gardens or their feelings I swear I'll set all you bastards on fire.
Do you consider yourself squeamish? Please provide an example.
Checking to see if I'll run and hide when I find out that— surprise!— your vermin's not mice or insects but swarms of undead? Nice try, fuckwit. Daughter of necromancers, here. Half the shit I get in my care packages from home was made by infusing magical objects with the tortured souls of the formerly living. Now that doesn't mean my room's littered with corpses and I don't have a chair made of baby skulls. But I do use troll eyes in my spells and I've seen half the mercs in Palisade without their pants on. Trust me, the restless undead you've got out there barely registers on my gag scale.
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How?
Like I said, while I don't use viscera in all of my decorating, I know my way around reusing and recycling. Talk to me when I've finished with your vermin and maybe we can work out a deal for an extra spell or two. Weather proofing? Got that. Shields? Oh, yeah. Zapping your friends from here to next week? You're a dick, but I'm not here to judge.
What do you expect from the campers here?
To be lazy, panicked, unhelpful assholes. They're kids, you can't expect much.
What do you expect from the counselors?
To be old, lazy, panicked, unhelpful assholes. With wrinkles.
Have you committed any crimes you were or should have been convicted for?
The shit is this? Listen, if you wanted somebody without any stains on their record you should've gone for a club of lawful goody-goodies with a stick up their collective asses. I knew a group of mercs like that once, called themselves the Brother Ponies. You know what happened to the Brother Ponies? They died bloody horrible deaths.
There's a lesson here, and the lesson is that when you're focused on following the rules and doing what you're told, you die. You die a bloody horrible death.
Are you lying on your previous answer?
No, and we're done. I've got a town to clean up. Meanwhile you worry about paying up and figuring out how to shove this survey up your fuckhole, and preferably in that order.
Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me why I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- No speculating about the identity of the applicants!
Character: Ruby Rose
Series: RWBY
Character Age: 15
Canon: On the planet Remnant are Huntsmen and Huntresses fighting to keep monsters and other evils at bay. Beacon Academy is one of the combat schools that fine-tunes these fighters. Its students are sorted into four-man teams that stay together for all four years of their education. Ruby Rose is the leader of well… Team RWBY! Although she was placed into Beacon two years early, Ruby still has a lot of growing up to do before she becomes a Huntress. At least she’s in good company with her teammates and other students who have their own issues to work out before they can become professional monster-slayers.
Ruby is enthusiastic, innocent, and wears her heart on her sleeve. When she’s excited or nervous, she sometimes babbles at what feels like a hundred words a second. She’s also impulsive, socially awkward, and her innocence turns into naivety at times. So despite her potential to be a great Huntress, it’s easy to see she’s still a child. Because she’s aware of her social awkwardness, Ruby doesn’t like being the center of attention. She’s much more confident eviscerating bloodthirsty monsters than meeting new people by herself. Her ability to think on the fly shines through though and in the end, she just wants to help. It probably helps she wields a scythe/sniper rifle hybrid weapon that’s taller than her too.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
I’m Ruby Rose, first-year student at Beacon Academy, huntress-in-training, and leader for Team RWBY. And this here is Crescent Rose! It’s a customizable high-impact sniper-scythe that I made myself.
Why are you joining our happy community?
Beacon offered this free weeklong trip to Camp For the Un-Daunted as extra credit and my team and I agreed we might as well. After all we’re undaunted too and it doesn’t hurt to have a little extra training no matter what level you’re at. I mean we were already doing great as a team but there’s always room for improvement somewhere and we usually don’t get to go this far out for school so I thought, “Well, it’ll be almost like a vacation for us” except so much more productive and help us out in the long term. We’re really excited to be here since it sounds like your place really can “level up” our skills like your brochures said and even your little white bears have been cute and helpful too!
What do you expect from the campers here?
I heard there’s been all kinds of great people who came here. Some of them sound like they came straight out of books I’ve read about heroes and saving the day. And it’s amazing that you’ve had heroes here who are at the “super” level! I’m hoping after this visit that I’m closer to being like that.
Everybody here may come from different backgrounds but I’m also hoping that since we’re all going to be here then we have to understand each other and help each other out.
Do you work better by yourself or with others?
Well, I’ve worked by myself a lot. But ever since I entered Beacon I’ve learned what it means to be part of a team and the responsibilities of being a leader. So I guess in a way I can do both.
Can you perform a flawless headshot? If not, and if your life depended on it, how many hours a week would you be willing to spend on the shooting range?
Of course! I’ve done it millions of times now! And even though my record’s great I don’t mind practicing some more. It’s good for me.
By yourself can you perform flawless headshots while running away from a horde of monsters?
Yep. I’ve been in those kinds of situations before. I’ve shot at dozens of monsters in one go. I’ve even fought monsters 20 times as big as me with my team. Whatever camp throws at me I can take care of it. This weeklong visit will be worthwhile!
Poll #15359 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 20
In or out?
Character: Hannah
Series: Rat Queens
Character Age: Adult
Job: Exterminator
Canon: The town of Palisade has a problem. The issue isn't that it's besieged by trolls and goblins and assassins well versed in the dark magical arts (though all of those are, of course, something of a concern to the local watch). No, it's that the local mercenary bands that they've kept around to eliminate those trolls and goblins and assassins are the worst citizens ever. The worst offenders are a group of ladies who call themselves the Rat Queens. Destructive, loud, and drunk out of their minds most nights out of the week, the Queens have nevertheless never met a challenge they couldn't beat. That is, until someone in Palisade decides they've had enough and starts to take out the mercenary bands one by one....
Hannah is the leader of the Queens. Foul-mouthed, aggressive, and prone to irresponsible life choices, Hannah's usually the one starting the bar brawls and coming up with the crazy plans that get the Queens in trouble. She's also not the most friendly person to be around, usually dismissive of the other mercenaries, the townspeople, and anything she finds too happy and joyful in general. Luckily she has some serious magical abilities or her snark would almost certainly have gotten her killed by now. Hannah's not all bad, of course— she's incredibly loyal and protective of her friends, even if she does threaten to kill them every time they tell her how much they love her.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Hannah. Mage extraordinaire and leader of the finest fucking mercenaries you'll find this side of the sea. And that'd be the Rat Queens, in case you've got cock for brains.
Why are you joining our happy community?
Ughhh, no. I'm not joining anything. I'm just here about your godsdammned vermin problem. If anyone interrupts my slaughter spree to talk about their lovely spring gardens or their feelings I swear I'll set all you bastards on fire.
Do you consider yourself squeamish? Please provide an example.
Checking to see if I'll run and hide when I find out that— surprise!— your vermin's not mice or insects but swarms of undead? Nice try, fuckwit. Daughter of necromancers, here. Half the shit I get in my care packages from home was made by infusing magical objects with the tortured souls of the formerly living. Now that doesn't mean my room's littered with corpses and I don't have a chair made of baby skulls. But I do use troll eyes in my spells and I've seen half the mercs in Palisade without their pants on. Trust me, the restless undead you've got out there barely registers on my gag scale.
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How?
Like I said, while I don't use viscera in all of my decorating, I know my way around reusing and recycling. Talk to me when I've finished with your vermin and maybe we can work out a deal for an extra spell or two. Weather proofing? Got that. Shields? Oh, yeah. Zapping your friends from here to next week? You're a dick, but I'm not here to judge.
What do you expect from the campers here?
To be lazy, panicked, unhelpful assholes. They're kids, you can't expect much.
What do you expect from the counselors?
To be old, lazy, panicked, unhelpful assholes. With wrinkles.
Have you committed any crimes you were or should have been convicted for?
The shit is this? Listen, if you wanted somebody without any stains on their record you should've gone for a club of lawful goody-goodies with a stick up their collective asses. I knew a group of mercs like that once, called themselves the Brother Ponies. You know what happened to the Brother Ponies? They died bloody horrible deaths.
There's a lesson here, and the lesson is that when you're focused on following the rules and doing what you're told, you die. You die a bloody horrible death.
Are you lying on your previous answer?
No, and we're done. I've got a town to clean up. Meanwhile you worry about paying up and figuring out how to shove this survey up your fuckhole, and preferably in that order.
Poll #15360 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 21
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