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campfuckuvote2015-06-07 12:52 am
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One moment I have you the next you're gone.
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Character: Matt Miller
Series: Saints Row IV
Character Age: 21
Canon: The Saints Row games -- a send-up of the Grand Theft Auto series among others -- focus on a gang by the name of the Third Street Saints and their boss as they dominate and take out rival gangs along the way. So of course, the next step is to take over the country, with their boss as the President of the United States. It's all fun and games and tentacle bats until aliens invade and trap the President and their cabinet in a Matrix-like simulation in space. Oh, and the Earth explodes (it can later get better, sort of. Just go with it). Wacky hijinks ensue and the Saints and company are off flying through space to kick some alien ass and take names while jamming out to Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat.
Matt Miller is the team's resident hacker (or so he would say, anyway). He was once the leader of a gang called the Deckers and worked with a few other gangs for fun and profit -- that is, until they were all taken down by the Saints. The soon-to-be President spared Matt's life and he fled to his homeland of England for asylum, joining up with MI6. Flash-forward to five years later and he's (mostly) reformed and has become an ally of the Saints; Matt's even the President's first choice to rescue from the aliens when the shit hits the fan.
Initially, particularly when he acts in a support capacity, Matt comes off as quiet, polite, and well-spoken. It's not until he's more comfortable with someone or really settles in that his true colors show through. While he's grown up from his gang leader days and is no longer an obnoxious troll, he can still be quite sarcastic and occasionally foul-mouthed. Self-assured, he isn't afraid to call it like he sees it, though he's still mastering the art of tact. Matt also happens to be the biggest nerd in the entire game, freely admitting to writing fanfiction for his favorite superhero, "Nyte Blayde," and creating simulations revolving around him. He's kind of a giant loser who only seems cool when he keeps his mouth shut.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
You didn't review my dossier beforehand? ... I suppose that's for the better, really. My name is Matt Miller and I've worked with MI6 for the last five years, though I mostly function in a support role rather than out in the field. I also work frequently with the President of the United States and their, ah, esteemed cabinet.
Why are you joining our happy community?
The President found this establishment to be a bit ... shall we say, odd. A summer camp? In-- I'm not quite sure where this is exactly. I was informed that it may be Epcot, which I'll admit to finding slightly disappointing. If it was going to be a camp in a Disney theme park, couldn't it have at least been the Magic Kingdom? I don't know one person that even remembers what "Epcot" stands for, you know. --ah, that is. I can see that this is quite a unique location and I'm rather interested in learning more about it? Yes. That's it.
Why are you a valuable asset to this camp?
I'm a rather accomplished computer programmer. I don't mean to boast, of course, but some would say that I'm something of a cyber god. Though I don't suppose that's entirely useful here given your current level of technology. You know, summer camps don't have to be this way, what with all the nature and the canoeing and the whittling. Who whittles these days? I certainly don't. My skin is far too delicate for that.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
I should say so. I am a part of MI6 after all. I've been in a number of crisis-level situations before, from disabling a nuclear weapon before it can wipe out half of the country to sating the President's late night Hostess snack cravings. And riding in the same car as the President. And taking the President's requests for certain training simulations that are not entirely safe for work. In related news, I've come to truly question the American democratic process.
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
You really should have read my dossier before beginning this interview.
If there was a good dog and a criminal both hanging from a cliff and you could only save one, which would you save and why?
... Oh. Yes. I'll save the criminal. Surely that will be an answer that will put me in your good graces. Seriously, does anyone ever actually answer with that one?
Have you committed any crimes you were or should have been convicted from?
Wha-- where are these questions coming from, exactly? What kind of summer camp requires a psychological test and a background check for admission, anyway? You have Cthulhu in your poor excuse for a lake, for god's sakes. Who are you to have standards in a case like this?
Well?
I. Well. O-of course not, no. I've never been convicted.
Are you lying on your previous answer?
It would have really helped to have read the damn dossier from the start, wouldn't it?
Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me why I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- No speculating about the identity of the applicants!
Now
Character: Matt Miller
Series: Saints Row IV
Character Age: 21
Canon: The Saints Row games -- a send-up of the Grand Theft Auto series among others -- focus on a gang by the name of the Third Street Saints and their boss as they dominate and take out rival gangs along the way. So of course, the next step is to take over the country, with their boss as the President of the United States. It's all fun and games and tentacle bats until aliens invade and trap the President and their cabinet in a Matrix-like simulation in space. Oh, and the Earth explodes (it can later get better, sort of. Just go with it). Wacky hijinks ensue and the Saints and company are off flying through space to kick some alien ass and take names while jamming out to Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat.
Matt Miller is the team's resident hacker (or so he would say, anyway). He was once the leader of a gang called the Deckers and worked with a few other gangs for fun and profit -- that is, until they were all taken down by the Saints. The soon-to-be President spared Matt's life and he fled to his homeland of England for asylum, joining up with MI6. Flash-forward to five years later and he's (mostly) reformed and has become an ally of the Saints; Matt's even the President's first choice to rescue from the aliens when the shit hits the fan.
Initially, particularly when he acts in a support capacity, Matt comes off as quiet, polite, and well-spoken. It's not until he's more comfortable with someone or really settles in that his true colors show through. While he's grown up from his gang leader days and is no longer an obnoxious troll, he can still be quite sarcastic and occasionally foul-mouthed. Self-assured, he isn't afraid to call it like he sees it, though he's still mastering the art of tact. Matt also happens to be the biggest nerd in the entire game, freely admitting to writing fanfiction for his favorite superhero, "Nyte Blayde," and creating simulations revolving around him. He's kind of a giant loser who only seems cool when he keeps his mouth shut.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
You didn't review my dossier beforehand? ... I suppose that's for the better, really. My name is Matt Miller and I've worked with MI6 for the last five years, though I mostly function in a support role rather than out in the field. I also work frequently with the President of the United States and their, ah, esteemed cabinet.
Why are you joining our happy community?
The President found this establishment to be a bit ... shall we say, odd. A summer camp? In-- I'm not quite sure where this is exactly. I was informed that it may be Epcot, which I'll admit to finding slightly disappointing. If it was going to be a camp in a Disney theme park, couldn't it have at least been the Magic Kingdom? I don't know one person that even remembers what "Epcot" stands for, you know. --ah, that is. I can see that this is quite a unique location and I'm rather interested in learning more about it? Yes. That's it.
Why are you a valuable asset to this camp?
I'm a rather accomplished computer programmer. I don't mean to boast, of course, but some would say that I'm something of a cyber god. Though I don't suppose that's entirely useful here given your current level of technology. You know, summer camps don't have to be this way, what with all the nature and the canoeing and the whittling. Who whittles these days? I certainly don't. My skin is far too delicate for that.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
I should say so. I am a part of MI6 after all. I've been in a number of crisis-level situations before, from disabling a nuclear weapon before it can wipe out half of the country to sating the President's late night Hostess snack cravings. And riding in the same car as the President. And taking the President's requests for certain training simulations that are not entirely safe for work. In related news, I've come to truly question the American democratic process.
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
You really should have read my dossier before beginning this interview.
If there was a good dog and a criminal both hanging from a cliff and you could only save one, which would you save and why?
... Oh. Yes. I'll save the criminal. Surely that will be an answer that will put me in your good graces. Seriously, does anyone ever actually answer with that one?
Have you committed any crimes you were or should have been convicted from?
Wha-- where are these questions coming from, exactly? What kind of summer camp requires a psychological test and a background check for admission, anyway? You have Cthulhu in your poor excuse for a lake, for god's sakes. Who are you to have standards in a case like this?
Well?
I. Well. O-of course not, no. I've never been convicted.
Are you lying on your previous answer?
It would have really helped to have read the damn dossier from the start, wouldn't it?
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