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Character: Rin Tousaka [wiki]
Series: Fate/Extra [wiki]
Character Age: Teenager!
Canon: In the futuristic world of Fate/Extra everything has gone a bit shit. Luckily a massively powerful artifact called the Moon Cell has been found, the only problem is deciding who gets to control it. For this purpose a tournament called the Holy Grail War is initiated, where 128 participants fight each other to the death. Each participant partners up with a Servant - a long dead hero such as King Arthur - to fight with them and each battle is a mix of magic and weapons combat. Among these participants are an amnesiac protagonist, a genius 8 year old hacker and a wanted international terrorist.
Rin Tousaka is that terrorist. Originally a freelance hacker and engineer she's now working with the Resistance to prevent the European aristocrats from gaining control of the Moon Cell. Critical and cynical Rin has no problem insulting others and claims to not want to help the protagonist at all. However, despite her frosty exterior Rin often guides and aids the protagonist - from offering advice to explicitly hacking the tournament system to help them. Immensely confident and upfront about her own talent Rin's ruthless side is tempered by her desire for equity and her good heart.
Sample Post
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
I don't really give interviews very often, but I guess in a situation like this it can't really be helped. My name is Rin Tousaka and I'm going to say it outright: I don't like being labeled as a hero by the Resistance. Honestly, the title of 'terrorist' by the Western European Conglomerate isn't much better but it's definitely more honest. I do what I do because I'm following my own desires. The short of it is that I don't like them, they don't like me and we've agreed to settle our differences violently, that's all.
Now that that is out of the way. I like to think of myself as easy to get along with if you don't get in my way. I'm sure we can all be friends.
Why are you joining our happy community?
I was invited by Ms. Elizabeth Sayre, of course. The offer went something like this... she would lend her considerable library and various experiences to me and in turn I would provide her with the resources known as 'me'. It's a fair deal, isn't it?
Why are you a valuable asset to this camp?
Isn't this a redundant question? I've already taken a look at your network, sorry if that's jumping ahead but I never enter a conversation unprepared, and it's atrocious. How do you expect to get anything done with such outdated servers? It's as if you're trying to make basic features like browsing the internet painful. The number of obnoxious pop ups are just gross.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
Why, are you expecting one? There's no denying that I can handle a crisis but you have to keep in mind what kind of results you're seeking. In the end people take care of what's important to them and I won't be wasting my valuable resources on unneeded things.
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
The end of the world? That's simple. I'd stop it. Don't get me wrong this isn't some kind of misguided kindness. There's just no point in watching the world end and sitting by panicking. I'm not just a hacker, you know. I'm also a magician and have more than a few tricks up my sleeve.
Can you swim? Y/N
Yes, of course.
- Could you still do it under extreme distress? Y/N
Yes.
-- While dragging someone else to shore? Y/N
Doesn't that depend on who I'm dragging? :)
--- While something, let’s say a tentacle, tries to drag you under? Y/N
If this is related to the question above, I believe I've already answered it.
---- How would you handle that situation?
Please fully read my responses before continuing to ask me questions.
Do you find these questions increasingly unnerving? Why/Why not?
Only increasingly annoying, don't waste my time.
Can you perform a flawless headshot? If not, and if your life depended on it, how many hours a week would you be willing to spend on the shooting range?
This is the last question I'm going to answer for you. It seems that you're not taking this very seriously so that means I should respond in kind. In general I find that my accuracy is very high but if you would like the to test the theory I would be more than happy to practice with you.
Character: Ma Chao
Series: K.O. 3an Guo
Character Age: 19
Canon: Though the universe holds twelve dimensions, we find ourselves in one: the Silver Dimension, where common knowledge is considered genius, no one questions the messenger chickens, and high schools are high-ranking military powers. When a group from both the Gold and Iron Dimensions visit the Silver Dimension, they accidentally injure a young man and must take him back to their dimension to heal. They leave his Iron Dimension counterpart in his place so that no one will know he has gone missing. This counterpart joins the Silver Dimension's protagonists, who have recently come to Dong Han Academy-and in doing so they become part of something bigger: An all-out war between the country's schools. Amid the fighting they gain friends, allies, and enemies, and have plenty of time for romance and silly teenage shenanigans.
Ma Chao is a(n incredibly stupid) student of Dong Han Academy, and one of the Five Tiger Generals. He was taught kung fu by his mother, and his family members are well-known for being wushu experts. The style of martial arts he was taught makes him strong against strong attacks, and weak against weak attacks. While he is a frighteningly powerful martial artist, he is kind and friendly almost to a fault, and he dislikes fighting--he's more likely to let an opponent hit him until they get bored. Generally outgoing and a practical joker, he takes things seriously when necessary and he'll put down his life to protect people who need it. Though far from the brightest crayon in the box, he has the occasional stroke of brilliance and is a fairly decent strategist. When not fighting or doing student-type things, he enjoys surfing, and owns a surf shop.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
I'm Ma Chao, courtesy Ma Mengqi, but my friends just call me Chao. I'm 19 years old and I come from a family of martial artists. My mom even wrote the book "Harry Potter and the Kung Fu Prince". People say I'm a really strong fighter, but I dislike violence so I don't do it unless I have to. I don't have to fight anyone in camp, do I? It really cuts into the time I could be surfing, and I heard there's an awesome beach. I own a surf shop, so if you know anyone who needs to buy a board or wants to learn, send 'em to me! I can still have that here, right?
Why are you joining our happy community?
My best friend Zhong said he got a letter saying Dong Han was going to be rebuilt here in camp! I let him read it because I'm really bad at reading and writing and he's smart. He said he was going, and we don't go anywhere without each other; we've been best friends since we were little kids! It sounds like it would be lots of fun to get everyone together again! It was very kind of that Ms. Sayre to go through all of the effort to do this. --Does that mean she'll be the new principal? Do we have to get a new student body president? Will they know what 4x5 is?
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
My sworn brothers and I had to fight off a lot of bad people before, all the schools were going against each other. I'm good at staying calm if I have to, and I can come up with some good strategies in a pinch. But if those don't work, I've got my fists and my Mounted Steed Deep Iron Spear to make up for it. My dad thinks I'm good at it, because he called me back from Dong Han to help his army fight. I felt really bad about leaving my sworn brothers, but Zhong and some of my other friends came later to help us, so we could all go back to Dong Han together after it was over.
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
One of them did! See, there was this guy who was trying to break our dimension or something (I didn't understand any of it, I just pretended I did) and we had to fight my friend's dad and he was doing this thing where he kept calling on more monsters like the New Year spirits, but they didn't give me a red packet. . . . I really wanted a red packet. Anyway, I don't know if I could do it all by myself, but with the other Tiger Generals and our sworn brothers, we can do anything!
Can you swim? Y/N
I'm great at it. I've been surfing for a really long time, and you can't surf unless you can swim!
- Could you still do it under extreme distress? Y/N
Of course! If you panic in water you'll drown, and then you won't get back to shore?
-- While dragging someone else to shore? Y/N
Aren't there any lifeguards around? I'm pretty strong and I can swim really well, so it wouldn't be a problem. Unless they were struggling a lot. And it'd be easier with a surfboard. Is there a surfboard?
--- While something, lets say a tentacle, tries to drag you under? Y/N
Why tentacles? Is it a sea monster? I guess I can say yes here.
---- How would you handle that situation?
Is this a test? I'm really bad at tests! I guess I'd try to call Zhong first, because it's easier with more people and he always helps me. But if he couldn't come I'd try to make the other person float and use my Xu Mi Quan--it's like getting hit thousands of times all at once, so whatever was trying to drown us would have to let go! My grandpa taught me that one. Or I'd try to. I don't know if it would work in water.
Character: Sara Mudou
Series: Angel Sanctuary
Character Age: 15
Canon: (Beware of spoilers.)
Angel Sanctuary is a story centered around the true love between the hero and heroine, Setsuna and Sara, who would do anything for each other and cross and obstacle to be together. However, their love itself is quite the bitter fate - the two are brother and sister. As if this fact alone isn't bad enough, suddenly angels and demons show up in Tokyo, looking for Setsuna. Soon people close to the couple start to act strangely, while others turn up dead, and Setsuna learns that he is the reincarnation of an angel named Alexiel who once rebelled against God Himself, a fact that makes both he and his sister-lover targets for these dangerous supernatural beings.
Sara Mudou has always had a rather... unorthodox... relationship with her brother: they've been in love since childhood. Understandably, this fact caused a lot of strife for the two due to interference from their authority figures and friends, which ultimately lead to Sara's death. Because of this, Sara has a keen understanding of other peoples' pain, and can't stand to see someone suffer. She is passionate, stubborn, sweet, and although she has a fiery temper from time to time, she also tends to top people with kindness.
Sample Post:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Well... my name is Mudou Sara, and I'm fifteen years old. I love my friends, and I try to be a good person, even though I lose my temper every now and then (although people deserve it sometimes).
Why are you joining our happy community?
To tell the truth, I'm here for my brother. Someone has to scold him regularly to make sure he doesn't get into too much trouble!
Do you consider yourself squeamish? Please provide an example.
I would say that it depends on the situation. Blood doesn't bother me very much. Ever since I was little, when Onii-chan got hurt, I'd lick the cut so it wouldn't get infected. Then again, I can't promise I wouldn't faint if I saw someone get ripped to bits by tentacles, or something along those lines...
Have you committed any crimes you were or should have been convicted from?
Okay, well... honestly, yes. I am guilty of incest with my brother. I'm not ashamed to admit it anymore, so stop looking at me like I'm crazy. I've already been through enough, so the last thing I need is to be judged by a total stranger! NEXT QUESTION!
Are you lying on your previous answer?
Why would anyone make that answer up? Are you playing some kind of prank on me or something?
Can you perform a flawless headshot? If not, and if your life depended on it, how many hours a week would you be willing to spend on the shooting range?
They don't teach that kind of thing at my school, so the answer is no. If it was necessary in order to protect myself or another person, then I'd spend as much time as it took until I got it down-pat!
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How?
I'm afraid to ask why you would need to know that... isn't this a summer camp? Again, if I really had to, then I suppose I could. How...? With fire, I guess? Don't the zombies in movies hate fire? Anything else that comes to mind wouldn't be very environmentally-friendly...
What do you expect from the campers here?
I'd like to think that there will be some nice, interesting people who are around my age, but judging by these weird questions I'm beginning to wonder. You've gotta be messing with me.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
Yes and no. I try to be a good person and I try to help people, but if someone I care for is in danger then I tend to act a bit less rational and I've acted selfishly because of it.
Do you find these questions increasingly unnerving? Why or why not?
Wha- Of course I do! Are you even hearing yourself speak?! Asking me about the strength of my constitution and my ability to dispose of bodies? What on Earth did I get myself into this time...? Um, that was actually a rhetorical question, but you're right. I think "deep shit" just about covers it.
Character: Neko
Series: K
Character Age: 15
Canon: During WW2, a scientist by the name Adolf K. Weissman discovered a great power an artifact known as the Dresden Slate. Years later, seven people are able to control that power known as Aura, and are called kings. These kings are also able to bestow these gifts onto others who join their clan. When a clansman of the Red King is murdered by a high school student named Isana Yashiro, various groups clash over his fate while he tries to uncover the truth of what really happened. And you thought taking finals was hard.
Neko is a cat who has attached herself to Yashiro. She is a Strain, which means that she has powers without being affiliated with a King and one of them allows her to switch between the form of a small kitten and a young teenager. However, even when she’s a human she retains many cat like qualities. She’s extremely childish, bubbly, and can be self absorbed; she has tendency of ignoring a situation in favor of whatever whim she’s on. Despite her general carefree personality though, Neko is very territorial when it comes to things—and people—that she claims belong to her. If she doesn’t like someone or feels threatened, she’ll react hostilely and hiss at them like a . . . well, cat. She’s also quite a glutton, and spends a lot of time whining about wanting to eat.
Note: Since she is practically Shiro’s pet, her thought process tends to frequently return to him even when they're not together. She also occasionally refers to herself in the third person.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
My name is Neko, and I’m really hungry. I want rice crackers! Or fried fish. Fried fish on rice crackers! I never tried them together yet, but I think they’d taste really good because they’re already good separately. But you’ll have to know how to cook well, because I won’t forgive you if you ruin something that should be amazing like that.
Why are you joining our happy community?
Stupid, I’m not joining you. I joined Shiro, and we’re going to be together forever. Not here though, somewhere else that doesn’t smell so funny. It smells like—is something rotting? Oh no, that better not be dinner, I can’t eat spoiled food. But whatever it is, it’s making my nose itch. I don’t think somewhere like this can be that happy.
What do you expect from your camp experience?
What’s that snack that people eat at camps? It gets all burnt, and you put it on sticks . . . S’mores! I expect s’mores. Spicy s’mores! Ah, can they be spicy? Oh well, I want them to be super spicy anyway. They can melt in my mouth and burn it at the same time! I won’t leave until I eat so many of them that I explode.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
I’m the best! I protect Shiro really well. Like bam! I send bad people far away from him. No one can defeat Neko, not even someone who really wants to. But not right now when my belly’s rumbling like this. I can barely move, I’m so hungry.
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
The world’s ending right now! We’re all going to starve if this goes on much longer. I want these questions to go away, they’re all dumb and useless. Surveys don’t even taste good. Why can’t we just skip all of this?! I know that there’s food here somewhere. Aaah, I can smell meat right now, and it’s—oh. It’s just the funny smelling people, I can’t eat them. They’re kind of scary too . . . But Neko could still beat them up if it came to a fight.
If there was a good dog and a criminal both hanging from a cliff and you could only save one, which would you save and why?
I don’t like dogs, but I met one and he cooks really well, so I wouldn’t want him to die. But then there’s bad people who say that someone is a criminal, and they’re really not! They could be good and innocent, and everyone else is just wrong! I guess they could actually be a bad person though, so I’ll save the dog and maybe he’ll share his dinner with me.
If you could get away with committing one crime and suffer absolutely no consequences, what would you do and why?
Ah, what if you asked the cliff guy this and that’s how he ended up hanging like that? I would keep that to myself. I might take something, and if I do and it turns out you’re liar, it’ll just get taken away from me and then I’ll be competing with a good dog. No way!
Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me why I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- No speculating about the identity of the applicants!
Now
Character: Rin Tousaka [wiki]
Series: Fate/Extra [wiki]
Character Age: Teenager!
Canon: In the futuristic world of Fate/Extra everything has gone a bit shit. Luckily a massively powerful artifact called the Moon Cell has been found, the only problem is deciding who gets to control it. For this purpose a tournament called the Holy Grail War is initiated, where 128 participants fight each other to the death. Each participant partners up with a Servant - a long dead hero such as King Arthur - to fight with them and each battle is a mix of magic and weapons combat. Among these participants are an amnesiac protagonist, a genius 8 year old hacker and a wanted international terrorist.
Rin Tousaka is that terrorist. Originally a freelance hacker and engineer she's now working with the Resistance to prevent the European aristocrats from gaining control of the Moon Cell. Critical and cynical Rin has no problem insulting others and claims to not want to help the protagonist at all. However, despite her frosty exterior Rin often guides and aids the protagonist - from offering advice to explicitly hacking the tournament system to help them. Immensely confident and upfront about her own talent Rin's ruthless side is tempered by her desire for equity and her good heart.
Sample Post
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
I don't really give interviews very often, but I guess in a situation like this it can't really be helped. My name is Rin Tousaka and I'm going to say it outright: I don't like being labeled as a hero by the Resistance. Honestly, the title of 'terrorist' by the Western European Conglomerate isn't much better but it's definitely more honest. I do what I do because I'm following my own desires. The short of it is that I don't like them, they don't like me and we've agreed to settle our differences violently, that's all.
Now that that is out of the way. I like to think of myself as easy to get along with if you don't get in my way. I'm sure we can all be friends.
Why are you joining our happy community?
I was invited by Ms. Elizabeth Sayre, of course. The offer went something like this... she would lend her considerable library and various experiences to me and in turn I would provide her with the resources known as 'me'. It's a fair deal, isn't it?
Why are you a valuable asset to this camp?
Isn't this a redundant question? I've already taken a look at your network, sorry if that's jumping ahead but I never enter a conversation unprepared, and it's atrocious. How do you expect to get anything done with such outdated servers? It's as if you're trying to make basic features like browsing the internet painful. The number of obnoxious pop ups are just gross.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
Why, are you expecting one? There's no denying that I can handle a crisis but you have to keep in mind what kind of results you're seeking. In the end people take care of what's important to them and I won't be wasting my valuable resources on unneeded things.
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
The end of the world? That's simple. I'd stop it. Don't get me wrong this isn't some kind of misguided kindness. There's just no point in watching the world end and sitting by panicking. I'm not just a hacker, you know. I'm also a magician and have more than a few tricks up my sleeve.
Can you swim? Y/N
Yes, of course.
- Could you still do it under extreme distress? Y/N
Yes.
-- While dragging someone else to shore? Y/N
Doesn't that depend on who I'm dragging? :)
--- While something, let’s say a tentacle, tries to drag you under? Y/N
If this is related to the question above, I believe I've already answered it.
---- How would you handle that situation?
Please fully read my responses before continuing to ask me questions.
Do you find these questions increasingly unnerving? Why/Why not?
Only increasingly annoying, don't waste my time.
Can you perform a flawless headshot? If not, and if your life depended on it, how many hours a week would you be willing to spend on the shooting range?
This is the last question I'm going to answer for you. It seems that you're not taking this very seriously so that means I should respond in kind. In general I find that my accuracy is very high but if you would like the to test the theory I would be more than happy to practice with you.
Poll #12572 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 40
In or out?
Character: Ma Chao
Series: K.O. 3an Guo
Character Age: 19
Canon: Though the universe holds twelve dimensions, we find ourselves in one: the Silver Dimension, where common knowledge is considered genius, no one questions the messenger chickens, and high schools are high-ranking military powers. When a group from both the Gold and Iron Dimensions visit the Silver Dimension, they accidentally injure a young man and must take him back to their dimension to heal. They leave his Iron Dimension counterpart in his place so that no one will know he has gone missing. This counterpart joins the Silver Dimension's protagonists, who have recently come to Dong Han Academy-and in doing so they become part of something bigger: An all-out war between the country's schools. Amid the fighting they gain friends, allies, and enemies, and have plenty of time for romance and silly teenage shenanigans.
Ma Chao is a(n incredibly stupid) student of Dong Han Academy, and one of the Five Tiger Generals. He was taught kung fu by his mother, and his family members are well-known for being wushu experts. The style of martial arts he was taught makes him strong against strong attacks, and weak against weak attacks. While he is a frighteningly powerful martial artist, he is kind and friendly almost to a fault, and he dislikes fighting--he's more likely to let an opponent hit him until they get bored. Generally outgoing and a practical joker, he takes things seriously when necessary and he'll put down his life to protect people who need it. Though far from the brightest crayon in the box, he has the occasional stroke of brilliance and is a fairly decent strategist. When not fighting or doing student-type things, he enjoys surfing, and owns a surf shop.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
I'm Ma Chao, courtesy Ma Mengqi, but my friends just call me Chao. I'm 19 years old and I come from a family of martial artists. My mom even wrote the book "Harry Potter and the Kung Fu Prince". People say I'm a really strong fighter, but I dislike violence so I don't do it unless I have to. I don't have to fight anyone in camp, do I? It really cuts into the time I could be surfing, and I heard there's an awesome beach. I own a surf shop, so if you know anyone who needs to buy a board or wants to learn, send 'em to me! I can still have that here, right?
Why are you joining our happy community?
My best friend Zhong said he got a letter saying Dong Han was going to be rebuilt here in camp! I let him read it because I'm really bad at reading and writing and he's smart. He said he was going, and we don't go anywhere without each other; we've been best friends since we were little kids! It sounds like it would be lots of fun to get everyone together again! It was very kind of that Ms. Sayre to go through all of the effort to do this. --Does that mean she'll be the new principal? Do we have to get a new student body president? Will they know what 4x5 is?
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
My sworn brothers and I had to fight off a lot of bad people before, all the schools were going against each other. I'm good at staying calm if I have to, and I can come up with some good strategies in a pinch. But if those don't work, I've got my fists and my Mounted Steed Deep Iron Spear to make up for it. My dad thinks I'm good at it, because he called me back from Dong Han to help his army fight. I felt really bad about leaving my sworn brothers, but Zhong and some of my other friends came later to help us, so we could all go back to Dong Han together after it was over.
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
One of them did! See, there was this guy who was trying to break our dimension or something (I didn't understand any of it, I just pretended I did) and we had to fight my friend's dad and he was doing this thing where he kept calling on more monsters like the New Year spirits, but they didn't give me a red packet. . . . I really wanted a red packet. Anyway, I don't know if I could do it all by myself, but with the other Tiger Generals and our sworn brothers, we can do anything!
Can you swim? Y/N
I'm great at it. I've been surfing for a really long time, and you can't surf unless you can swim!
- Could you still do it under extreme distress? Y/N
Of course! If you panic in water you'll drown, and then you won't get back to shore?
-- While dragging someone else to shore? Y/N
Aren't there any lifeguards around? I'm pretty strong and I can swim really well, so it wouldn't be a problem. Unless they were struggling a lot. And it'd be easier with a surfboard. Is there a surfboard?
--- While something, lets say a tentacle, tries to drag you under? Y/N
Why tentacles? Is it a sea monster? I guess I can say yes here.
---- How would you handle that situation?
Is this a test? I'm really bad at tests! I guess I'd try to call Zhong first, because it's easier with more people and he always helps me. But if he couldn't come I'd try to make the other person float and use my Xu Mi Quan--it's like getting hit thousands of times all at once, so whatever was trying to drown us would have to let go! My grandpa taught me that one. Or I'd try to. I don't know if it would work in water.
Poll #12573 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 39
In or out?
Character: Sara Mudou
Series: Angel Sanctuary
Character Age: 15
Canon: (Beware of spoilers.)
Angel Sanctuary is a story centered around the true love between the hero and heroine, Setsuna and Sara, who would do anything for each other and cross and obstacle to be together. However, their love itself is quite the bitter fate - the two are brother and sister. As if this fact alone isn't bad enough, suddenly angels and demons show up in Tokyo, looking for Setsuna. Soon people close to the couple start to act strangely, while others turn up dead, and Setsuna learns that he is the reincarnation of an angel named Alexiel who once rebelled against God Himself, a fact that makes both he and his sister-lover targets for these dangerous supernatural beings.
Sara Mudou has always had a rather... unorthodox... relationship with her brother: they've been in love since childhood. Understandably, this fact caused a lot of strife for the two due to interference from their authority figures and friends, which ultimately lead to Sara's death. Because of this, Sara has a keen understanding of other peoples' pain, and can't stand to see someone suffer. She is passionate, stubborn, sweet, and although she has a fiery temper from time to time, she also tends to top people with kindness.
Sample Post:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Well... my name is Mudou Sara, and I'm fifteen years old. I love my friends, and I try to be a good person, even though I lose my temper every now and then (although people deserve it sometimes).
Why are you joining our happy community?
To tell the truth, I'm here for my brother. Someone has to scold him regularly to make sure he doesn't get into too much trouble!
Do you consider yourself squeamish? Please provide an example.
I would say that it depends on the situation. Blood doesn't bother me very much. Ever since I was little, when Onii-chan got hurt, I'd lick the cut so it wouldn't get infected. Then again, I can't promise I wouldn't faint if I saw someone get ripped to bits by tentacles, or something along those lines...
Have you committed any crimes you were or should have been convicted from?
Okay, well... honestly, yes. I am guilty of incest with my brother. I'm not ashamed to admit it anymore, so stop looking at me like I'm crazy. I've already been through enough, so the last thing I need is to be judged by a total stranger! NEXT QUESTION!
Are you lying on your previous answer?
Why would anyone make that answer up? Are you playing some kind of prank on me or something?
Can you perform a flawless headshot? If not, and if your life depended on it, how many hours a week would you be willing to spend on the shooting range?
They don't teach that kind of thing at my school, so the answer is no. If it was necessary in order to protect myself or another person, then I'd spend as much time as it took until I got it down-pat!
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How?
I'm afraid to ask why you would need to know that... isn't this a summer camp? Again, if I really had to, then I suppose I could. How...? With fire, I guess? Don't the zombies in movies hate fire? Anything else that comes to mind wouldn't be very environmentally-friendly...
What do you expect from the campers here?
I'd like to think that there will be some nice, interesting people who are around my age, but judging by these weird questions I'm beginning to wonder. You've gotta be messing with me.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
Yes and no. I try to be a good person and I try to help people, but if someone I care for is in danger then I tend to act a bit less rational and I've acted selfishly because of it.
Do you find these questions increasingly unnerving? Why or why not?
Wha- Of course I do! Are you even hearing yourself speak?! Asking me about the strength of my constitution and my ability to dispose of bodies? What on Earth did I get myself into this time...? Um, that was actually a rhetorical question, but you're right. I think "deep shit" just about covers it.
Poll #12574 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 34
In or out?
Character: Neko
Series: K
Character Age: 15
Canon: During WW2, a scientist by the name Adolf K. Weissman discovered a great power an artifact known as the Dresden Slate. Years later, seven people are able to control that power known as Aura, and are called kings. These kings are also able to bestow these gifts onto others who join their clan. When a clansman of the Red King is murdered by a high school student named Isana Yashiro, various groups clash over his fate while he tries to uncover the truth of what really happened. And you thought taking finals was hard.
Neko is a cat who has attached herself to Yashiro. She is a Strain, which means that she has powers without being affiliated with a King and one of them allows her to switch between the form of a small kitten and a young teenager. However, even when she’s a human she retains many cat like qualities. She’s extremely childish, bubbly, and can be self absorbed; she has tendency of ignoring a situation in favor of whatever whim she’s on. Despite her general carefree personality though, Neko is very territorial when it comes to things—and people—that she claims belong to her. If she doesn’t like someone or feels threatened, she’ll react hostilely and hiss at them like a . . . well, cat. She’s also quite a glutton, and spends a lot of time whining about wanting to eat.
Note: Since she is practically Shiro’s pet, her thought process tends to frequently return to him even when they're not together. She also occasionally refers to herself in the third person.
Sample Entry:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
My name is Neko, and I’m really hungry. I want rice crackers! Or fried fish. Fried fish on rice crackers! I never tried them together yet, but I think they’d taste really good because they’re already good separately. But you’ll have to know how to cook well, because I won’t forgive you if you ruin something that should be amazing like that.
Why are you joining our happy community?
Stupid, I’m not joining you. I joined Shiro, and we’re going to be together forever. Not here though, somewhere else that doesn’t smell so funny. It smells like—is something rotting? Oh no, that better not be dinner, I can’t eat spoiled food. But whatever it is, it’s making my nose itch. I don’t think somewhere like this can be that happy.
What do you expect from your camp experience?
What’s that snack that people eat at camps? It gets all burnt, and you put it on sticks . . . S’mores! I expect s’mores. Spicy s’mores! Ah, can they be spicy? Oh well, I want them to be super spicy anyway. They can melt in my mouth and burn it at the same time! I won’t leave until I eat so many of them that I explode.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
I’m the best! I protect Shiro really well. Like bam! I send bad people far away from him. No one can defeat Neko, not even someone who really wants to. But not right now when my belly’s rumbling like this. I can barely move, I’m so hungry.
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
The world’s ending right now! We’re all going to starve if this goes on much longer. I want these questions to go away, they’re all dumb and useless. Surveys don’t even taste good. Why can’t we just skip all of this?! I know that there’s food here somewhere. Aaah, I can smell meat right now, and it’s—oh. It’s just the funny smelling people, I can’t eat them. They’re kind of scary too . . . But Neko could still beat them up if it came to a fight.
If there was a good dog and a criminal both hanging from a cliff and you could only save one, which would you save and why?
I don’t like dogs, but I met one and he cooks really well, so I wouldn’t want him to die. But then there’s bad people who say that someone is a criminal, and they’re really not! They could be good and innocent, and everyone else is just wrong! I guess they could actually be a bad person though, so I’ll save the dog and maybe he’ll share his dinner with me.
If you could get away with committing one crime and suffer absolutely no consequences, what would you do and why?
Ah, what if you asked the cliff guy this and that’s how he ended up hanging like that? I would keep that to myself. I might take something, and if I do and it turns out you’re liar, it’ll just get taken away from me and then I’ll be competing with a good dog. No way!
Poll #12575 Vote!
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 39
In or out?
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i don't have enough brain for the other two but i'll probably come back in the morning
ANDDD yep in on ma chao and out on sara
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that said, my only out was Sara. It's been ages since I've read AS but I don't think the voice matches up to what I remember from canon.
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you describe her as passionate and stubborn in your canon section, but i don't really... get any of that from her voice. all of her answers read very blandly to me. i'm not canon familiar at all, so i really only have your canon section to go off of and the voice doesn't seem to match.
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For Rin, I was a little thrown by some of the missing commas, but the voice came across strong so I voted you in!
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okay voting now.
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Neko, I look forward to meeting you!!!
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